getting even with your girlfriend

shep75

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when all else fails, the best thing that you can do is get her really drunk and grab a razor. a bitch miss ing one of her eyebrows is not going to notice it until she looks in the mirror or someone points and laughs at her. or, you could draw a penis on her forehead when she is passed out and take a picture of it to share with your buddies at work. there is nothing funnier than a pissed off bitch the next day.
 

Infidel

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shep75 said:
when all else fails, the best thing that you can do is get her really drunk and grab a razor. a bitch miss ing one of her eyebrows is not going to notice it until she looks in the mirror or someone points and laughs at her. or, you could draw a penis on her forehead when she is passed out and take a picture of it to share with your buddies at work. there is nothing funnier than a pissed off bitch the next day.

If she breaks up with you, fuck her friends.
 

teh anarchist

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If your girl dumps you- you missed a beat in the first place, and you have no right to do anything back to her. However, If she's an annoying bitch, feel free to drop her - but after you have, don't treat her like she's not the same breathing creature you are.
 

whateversaf

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teh anarchist said:
If your girl dumps you- you missed a beat in the first place, and you have no right to do anything back to her. However, If she's an annoying bitch, feel free to drop her - but after you have, don't treat her like she's not the same breathing creature you are.

I'm gonna have to agree. Just because she's a bitch, and you decide to drop her, doesn't mean you have to treat her like shit after the fact is done. that's just sinking to her bitchy level. besides, if you are dropping her because she is a bad person, what does that make you when you are a bad person back??
 

keebs

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heres a great storie about getting back at some one that cheats on you.

my friend's cousin is in the military and was located in Germany and his girlfriend was with him. well his girlfriend cheated on him in germany. so he took all of her american identification, and disposed of it. Then he had her removed from the base and transford to France. It ended up taking her about 4 years to get back to america, she had no way to prove she was an american citizen.
 

shep75

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keebs said:
heres a great storie about getting back at some one that cheats on you.

my friend's cousin is in the military and was located in Germany and his girlfriend was with him. well his girlfriend cheated on him in germany. so he took all of her american identification, and disposed of it. Then he had her removed from the base and transford to France. It ended up taking her about 4 years to get back to america, she had no way to prove she was an american citizen.


4 years to get back to the states? someone fed you a load of shit. all that slut would have had to do was go to the embassy and they would have just ran her prints throught the state department.
 

shep75

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teh anarchist said:
If your girl dumps you- you missed a beat in the first place, and you have no right to do anything back to her. However, If she's an annoying bitch, feel free to drop her - but after you have, don't treat her like she's not the same breathing creature you are.

mine never dumped me. i gave her the boot. i just ignore her and i nailed some of her friends just for spite.
 

teh anarchist

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uhhh ... what good does fucking her friends do? I mean .. aside from getting some ass for yourself .. you're just making her pissed as all hell at you and ... just seems a lil bit shallow .. just a bit
 

Jarilith

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Sure its shallow, but hell, it gives her friends something in common to talk about... LIKE HOW TERRIBLY INEPT YOU ARE IN BED!!! Think about that one, guys, before you choose to nail her friends out of spite without taking time to fuck them properly. If you live in a small community or move in small social circles this can be nookie-ostracism! All the chicks hear you are a lousy fuck, and nobody wants to bang you. If you really do move in such small circles, word will get around pretty quick that she is a dumb raggy bitch without any help from you, and then ppl feel sorry for you, and try to hook you up with hot non-bitchy chicks to make you feel better.

Even in spite, fuck her pals properly, or not at all.
 

shep75

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teh anarchist said:
uhhh ... what good does fucking her friends do? I mean .. aside from getting some ass for yourself .. you're just making her pissed as all hell at you and ... just seems a lil bit shallow .. just a bit


it might be shallow, but it was funny.
 

shep75

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Jarilith said:
Sure its shallow, but hell, it gives her friends something in common to talk about... LIKE HOW TERRIBLY INEPT YOU ARE IN BED!!! Think about that one, guys, before you choose to nail her friends out of spite without taking time to fuck them properly. If you live in a small community or move in small social circles this can be nookie-ostracism! All the chicks hear you are a lousy fuck, and nobody wants to bang you. If you really do move in such small circles, word will get around pretty quick that she is a dumb raggy bitch without any help from you, and then ppl feel sorry for you, and try to hook you up with hot non-bitchy chicks to make you feel better.

Even in spite, fuck her pals properly, or not at all.


i did fuck her friend properly. it was a great time. the fact thatit pissed off the ex was just icing on the cake my friend.
 

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Sneak her some viagra, trust that stuff is VERY effective on girls. Imagine, how much more a girl can fuck than a man anyway, sneak her viagra and she'll be horny for hours, very horny. do that on some day when shes got an important thing like a meeting or exam or whatever, thats gonna emabrass her, then when you see her, you get rewarded with tons of sex.
 

Jarilith

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shep75 said:
i did fuck her friend properly. it was a great time. the fact thatit pissed off the ex was just icing on the cake my friend.


Masterfully done, my friend, and from the estrogen persuasion as a whole, I thank you. If it was awesome for her, then being a spite-fuck doesn't really matter so much.