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Girls Are Bitches

SOO_ANGRY

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ok simply put this is a classic wat the fuck moment. ok im in highschool picture that and i got this girl who i believe to be somewhat easy over at my house. i get her in my room ...im sure everyone has gone thru this right? unless ur a cock crazed faggot in which case ud have ur butt bud . but anyways.. shes in my room on my bed and im so close right. i havent gotten laid in like 4 1/2 months and i got this bitch all wet and shit givin me the doe eyes. i unzip and motioning for head right...she says "no im sorry i dont do that its a rule of mine. im sorry im just wierd"



AHHHH!!! WAT THE FUCK! ! :redface: i swear i was a second from going ape shit on her and slugging her in the face..she deserves it! :sword: :gun:

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?!
 

GottaHurt

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SOO_ANGRY said:
ok simply put this is a classic wat the fuck moment. ok im in highschool picture that and i got this girl who i believe to be somewhat easy over at my house. i get her in my room ...im sure everyone has gone thru this right? unless ur a cock crazed faggot in which case ud have ur butt bud . but anyways.. shes in my room on my bed and im so close right. i havent gotten laid in like 4 1/2 months and i got this bitch all wet and shit givin me the doe eyes. i unzip and motioning for head right...she says "no im sorry i dont do that its a rule of mine. im sorry im just wierd"



AHHHH!!! WAT THE FUCK! ! :redface: i swear i was a second from going ape shit on her and slugging her in the face..she deserves it! :sword: :gun:

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?!
Sounds like they're only bitches to you.

Slut = a girl who does everyone.

Bitch = a girl who does everyone, but you.
 

SOO_ANGRY

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yeah turns out shes a virgin and not quite that easy just yet. i really dont want to work any harder to bang her than i have to but i will eventually.
 

GottaHurt

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SOO_ANGRY said:
yeah turns out shes a virgin and not quite that easy just yet. i really dont want to work any harder to bang her than i have to but i will eventually.
Yea, definitely don't strain yourself, that would be a tragedy. Just be patient dude, they'll all be beatin' down your door soon. :rolleyes:
 
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SOO_ANGRY said:
ok simply put this is a classic wat the fuck moment. ok im in highschool picture that and i got this girl who i believe to be somewhat easy over at my house. i get her in my room ...im sure everyone has gone thru this right? unless ur a cock crazed faggot in which case ud have ur butt bud . but anyways.. shes in my room on my bed and im so close right. i havent gotten laid in like 4 1/2 months and i got this bitch all wet and shit givin me the doe eyes. i unzip and motioning for head right...she says "no im sorry i dont do that its a rule of mine. im sorry im just wierd"



AHHHH!!! WAT THE FUCK! ! :redface: i swear i was a second from going ape shit on her and slugging her in the face..she deserves it! :sword: :gun:

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?!
haha. loser. reading that was torture. talking to you probably sucks too- and you can't expect a girl to go down on you when you're such an asshole ("YOU GOTTA PLEASE HER"). i think you should be castrated.
 

SOO_ANGRY

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dang it said:
haha. loser. reading that was torture. talking to you probably sucks too- and you can't expect a girl to go down on you when you're such an asshole ("YOU GOTTA PLEASE HER"). i think you should be castrated.


Hey fuck u bitch ass what the fuck do u know? nothing. besides how many girls tell u that they want u to come home with them? probably none cause ur dick is a bustin 3 incher. i bet u would like me to be castrated so u can use my large nuts to fill in that empty sack because ur testies never dropped down. S A HUGE D
 

GottaHurt

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SOO_ANGRY said:
Hey fuck u bitch ass what the fuck do u know? nothing. besides how many girls tell u that they want u to come home with them? probably none cause ur dick is a bustin 3 incher. i bet u would like me to be castrated so u can use my large nuts to fill in that empty sack because ur testies never dropped down. S A HUGE D
I might be reaching here, but my guess is that dang it doesn't have a dick. You might want to ask her.
 
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penis envy

SOO_ANGRY said:
Hey fuck u bitch ass what the fuck do u know? nothing. besides how many girls tell u that they want u to come home with them? probably none cause ur dick is a bustin 3 incher. i bet u would like me to be castrated so u can use my large nuts to fill in that empty sack because ur testies never dropped down. S A HUGE D
yes. I want your balls. badly.

Just for the record, I'm glad my penis isn't, according to you, "a bustin 3 incher" else I'd be having sex with myself right now instead of going to sleep. My boyfriend would get jealous. :confused: Who knows what else would fucking happen.
ps. in my experience, it's the guys with the small package who feel the need to stick in self congratulatory penis comments for themselves. let your girlfriend tell you your balls are big, who are you to judge anyways?- oh wait, that's right... the girl won't go with you. yikes, sorry.
 

GottaHurt

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Chris said:
You have to make her understand that it is pleasureable
LMAO....before a girl even has sex with a guy, they know what's pleasurable, they have fingers!!! Girls talk a lot more in depth than guys do when it comes to sex, especially in the teenage years, where girls have not only a more mature advantage, but a better peer support group in terms of friends and discussions.
 

Bigfoot

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What you have to do is please her oraly and make her cum so hard that she can't stand up for an hour. She will be putty in your hands. And if she won't let you please her than just be friends, its not the end of the world.
 

shep

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Bigfoot said:
What you have to do is please her oraly and make her cum so hard that she can't stand up for an hour. She will be putty in your hands. And if she won't let you please her than just be friends, its not the end of the world.

And if she won't let you please her move on to her friends :thumbsup:
 

sinned_girl

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SOO_ANGRY said:
ok simply put this is a classic wat the fuck moment. ok im in highschool picture that and i got this girl who i believe to be somewhat easy over at my house. i get her in my room ...im sure everyone has gone thru this right? unless ur a cock crazed faggot in which case ud have ur butt bud . but anyways.. shes in my room on my bed and im so close right. i havent gotten laid in like 4 1/2 months and i got this bitch all wet and shit givin me the doe eyes. i unzip and motioning for head right...she says "no im sorry i dont do that its a rule of mine. im sorry im just wierd"



AHHHH!!! WAT THE FUCK! ! :redface: i swear i was a second from going ape shit on her and slugging her in the face..she deserves it! :sword: :gun:

Has anything like this ever happened to anyone else?!

Your all fucking perverts! I mean come ON...are you really going to get THAT upset just because that girl didnt give you head?! My god..thats one of the most repulsive and sickening things to do anyway! You all disgust me.
 

GottaHurt

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sinned_girl said:
1) Your all fucking perverts!

2) My god..thats one of the most repulsive and sickening things to do anyway!

3) You all disgust me.
1) Well, most of us are.

2) Unless you're on the recieving end.

3) Then we've succeeded. :mfinger:
 

Bigfoot

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Originaly posted by sinned_girl
Your all fucking perverts! I mean come ON...are you really going to get THAT upset just because that girl didnt give you head?! My god..thats one of the most repulsive and sickening things to do anyway! You all disgust me.
We all may be pervs. But just because he bitches about not getting head doesn't mean all guys do (at least not out loud).
 

sinned_girl

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GottaHurt said:
1) Well, most of us are.

2) Unless you're on the recieving end.

3) Then we've succeeded. :mfinger:
Commenting on #2...actually I'm not asshole so you can just fuck yourself :mfinger:
 

GottaHurt

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sinned_girl said:
Commenting on #2...actually I'm not asshole so you can just fuck yourself :mfinger:
I hope not, I've heard about you chicks with dicks. :mfinger:
 

sinned_girl

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GottaHurt said:
I hope not, I've heard about you chicks with dicks. :mfinger:
Newsflash buddy..no girls have dicks :mfinger: Even if I did I wouldnt find it enjoyable at all. I really just dont understand how you guys can enjoy something so disgusting.