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Girls faking orgasms

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Deez Nutz

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What the fuck. Why do girls think that faking an orgasm is better than just saying they didn't orgasm? It pisses the fuck out of me when girls do that. I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. I just found out my girlfriend has faked orgasms most of the times we've had sex(we havn't done it that many times). I mean I love her and all but she could have just told me... She says it feels really good, but she just doesn't get there. And no I don't have a small penis. Age = 15, Wang = 7"

Discuss.
 

tharuz

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(laughs his fucking ass off)

dude that sucks major shit, it`s better than having her tell you that you suck, go for foreplay, until she feels hot, then go for the ride, and stay there holding it in, furthermore the girl needs to masturbate often to know herself, and instruct you into the spots
 

Deez Nutz

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She masturbates as much as I do lol. She says it feels really good, and the stuff she does tells me she doesn't fake it, just the orgasms. Cept for a few times.
 

tharuz

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I think it`s 7 times stronger feelig for them, so don`t worry about it
 

OMGWTF

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Think how many kittens you've killed....Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.
 

WhatIf

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You actually posted the size of your dick on a forum???!!!!
 

Ctoit

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Well, aint she the lucky one...........LMFAO

Oh ya and she fakes it for you dumbass, trying to not make ya feel like a loser
 

GottaHurt

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Hmmm, another multiple choice thread.Read about Jerry's Kids talking about sex, or chop my fingers off with a meat cleaver.

Uh yea, gimme the cleaver.
 

Ctoit

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GottaHurt said:
Hmmm, another multiple choice thread.Read about Jerry's Kids talking about sex, or chop my fingers off with a meat cleaver.

Uh yea, gimme the cleaver.


Pass it my way next
 

tharuz

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yeah youre into that sort of thing, you fag!
 

Chris

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Stupid dick

oh, god! Not another dickhead who starts posting crap for no reason...! Please, shut up or fuck off!
 

ron

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Deez Nutz said:
What the fuck. Why do girls think that faking an orgasm is better than just saying they didn't orgasm? It pisses the fuck out of me when girls do that. I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. I just found out my girlfriend has faked orgasms most of the times we've had sex(we havn't done it that many times). I mean I love her and all but she could have just told me... She says it feels really good, but she just doesn't get there. And no I don't have a small penis. Age = 15, Wang = 7"
You measured your dick. Alright...

If she's faking it, you're doing it wrong. I mean, it's not that difficult to bring a woman to orgasm several times. Maybe you need to relax and slow down. Considering your vast experience, at age 15, you should know that.

Or, maybe she's frigid.
 

Deez Nutz

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Being a guy, you can't tell me that you have never measured your dick.
 

ron

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Deez Nutz said:
Being a guy, you can't tell me that you have never measured your dick.
Being a guy, I can tell you that I have never measured my dick. It has never been an issue. I know how to bring a woman to orgasm and I am confident in my equipment.
 
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