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Go To Fucking Class

bigck3000

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on thursday i woke up all early, put on my nice little school boy uniform and proceeded to gen. anthropology thinking that this was the review day for the final on friday ( i hadnt been to class on a non test day in like two weeks) so imagine my surprise when the professor begins handing out the test. i hadnt even looked at the notes (it wasnt cumulative just the last six chapters or so)so i had all of about five fucking minutes to learn six chapters. i got an 84 which wrecked my A that i had all but sealed with the three previous tests. anyways...the moral of the story is...dont drive three hours away to try to get pussy from a fine ass lesbian who called you the day before the test to "hang out and smoke when her parents werent there"...learn well my children....learn well
 

Pachyderm

I really did.
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I can't tell if you're complaining or boasting...
 

bigck3000

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complaining...i dont understand the second post
 

durtytoothbrush

no piggy no!!!
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hmm if she was a lesbian why was she giving it up to you? are you a lesbian or are you a guy (it doesn't say so please clarify).
 

bigck3000

The Iron Lung
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i'm a guy, but the phone call i got the night before was quite loaded with inuendo's and shes bi supposedly but i guess only les around me. w/e it was a bad thread...i'll admit it...but i had to get it off my chest
 

durtytoothbrush

no piggy no!!!
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bigck3000 said:
i'm a guy, but the phone call i got the night before was quite loaded with inuendo's and shes bi supposedly but i guess only les around me. w/e it was a bad thread...i'll admit it...but i had to get it off my chest
not a bad thread- people like to know when shit happens to other ppl. OH and, my bad, you did say you were "getting into your little school boy outfit" - i am just slow and missed it.
 

Bullshyt

Devil Without A Cause
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Yup, the fucker is probably 12.
 

Cutter

College Punk
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you havent had pussy since pussy had you
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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bigck3000 said:
i'm a guy, but the phone call i got the night before was quite loaded with inuendo's and shes bi supposedly but i guess only les around me. w/e it was a bad thread...i'll admit it...but i had to get it off my chest
Ok, I can feel that.
Your a guy that made a mistake, that pissed you off, and you learned something from it.
You come here to voice that mistake, in hopes that you may save someone else the experience.
 
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fucking school... is that like sex ed with live demonstrations?
 

Icarus

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Hopefully... Because I've always enjoyed volunteering in class.