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christmas eh....ah the merry tunes of the day
here comes santa clause here comes santa clause
straight to the nudy bar
drinking beer and smoking cigarettes he aint going far
asses wiggling titties jiggling all is merry and bright
but dont expect to see santa clause coming down your chimney tonight
Yeah, but that's only so I can sneak in and steal all the presents and liquor while everyone's Getting their jollies taking speed bumps in the local high school parking lot at 45 mph on the WTF Short Bus..
Last year couple of you fuckers left the bugler alarms on, you know it takes me an extra three seconds to disable them.. Lets get it right this year.