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FUBAR

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hahaha you guys rule, sending me a happy birthday email......i feel so special :p
 

Jason

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!
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Wait until Christmas, when we take you for a country ride on the short bus!
 

Descent

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Jason said:
Wait until Christmas, when we take you for a country ride on the short bus!
ROFLMAO...God damn, that's funny Jason!
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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Jason said:
Wait until Christmas, when we take you for a country ride on the short bus!
i never get to go on the short bus :(
 

gehtfuct

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Jason said:
Wait until Christmas, when we take you for a country ride on the short bus!
Jason you little fucker,you stole my line. DAMMIT MAN!
Now it wont be near as funny If I said,"Wait till Christmas,when you geht your 'gehtfuct X-mas card' from Skorch."

"You HO HO HO's. Seasons Greetings-now,gehtfuct!

Love,Skorch



You see? Now it just fizzles out...
Thanks J. :mad:
 

The_DEAL

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hmm... what u cant afford the fuckin long bus on the short road.... cheap ass
 

FUBAR

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christmas eh....ah the merry tunes of the day
here comes santa clause here comes santa clause
straight to the nudy bar
drinking beer and smoking cigarettes he aint going far
asses wiggling titties jiggling all is merry and bright
but dont expect to see santa clause coming down your chimney tonight
 

Broken

Member smoked too much weed!
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Jason said:
Wait until Christmas, when we take you for a country ride on the short bus!
Yeah, but that's only so I can sneak in and steal all the presents and liquor while everyone's Getting their jollies taking speed bumps in the local high school parking lot at 45 mph on the WTF Short Bus..


Last year couple of you fuckers left the bugler alarms on, you know it takes me an extra three seconds to disable them.. Lets get it right this year.