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God Damnit

UberSkippy

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Fuck, this week blows.

My girlfriend dumps me yesterday. Now she wants to talk about it. Fuck you, I'm keeping your Christmas presents.

My truck breaks down this morning and I had to hoof it to work. I got the truck back after $452 worth of shit.

Now my beer fridge is empty and I have to drink from my emergency beer stash. And I won't have enough money to buy another keg for the beer fridge till Thursday.

God fucking damnit. I know this doesn't suck as much as some other people's lives suck. I'm just happy I'm not them.
 

Brazen

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Good thing that you have a back up beer stash.
 

MaxPower

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Uber, PM me your shipping address. (Assuming you trust me) Don't ask why....just do it. :thumbsup:
 

void

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MaxPower said:
Uber, PM me your shipping address. (Assuming you trust me) Don't ask why....just do it. :thumbsup:
i did that.. i got a black 42" DP intruder.. :eek:
 

UberSkippy

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Great, now she want's to "TALK" about it. Says "I love you and I thin there might still be something there."
 

BrIONwoshMunky

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!
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Awww man. Just squish her fickle heart. Like a fucking bug. OR wait, try to make amends, and then rinse and repeat the process somtime in the near future.
 

Tostig

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man, it's not worth it. i'd never continue an intimate relationship with a woman who dumped me, or cheated on me (that'd be being deceitful. don't really care if she tells me about it first). If they do it once, they'll do it again.

edit: of course, that doesn't mean you can't have non-committal sex heheh.
 

camelspit

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Tostig said:
man, it's not worth it. i'd never continue an intimate relationship with a woman who dumped me, or cheated on me (that'd be being deceitful. don't really care if she tells me about it first). If they do it once, they'll do it again.

edit: of course, that doesn't mean you can't have non-committal sex heheh.
agree 100% if it failed, it failed for a reason that can't and wont be fixed. move on and do someone else.
 

Jung

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Tostig said:
man, it's not worth it... of course, that doesn't mean you can't have non-committal sex heheh.
Agreed, fuck her.(literally) Have you some good make up sex, then tell her that you're sorry, but you can't be with someone who is going to play break up games.
 

CopyLifted

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void said:
i did that.. i got a black 42" DP intruder.. :eek:
I did that too and I got a purple dildo. :eek: DG likes it though.

As far as the woman goes uber...I have been there. If she dumped you, why "talk" about it? She'll just give you some shit to justify why she left you and want you to "change".

I know it's hard, but I say move on. If you guys get back together it could be bad news. She dumped you now, she'll probably do it again.

I'm sorry if that isn't what you wnat to hear, but just going from experience.

Edit: I actaully read all replies after posting. Tostig and I are on the same level here. :p
 

MaxPower

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UberSkippy said:
Great, now she want's to "TALK" about it. Says "I love you and I thin there might still be something there."
Is she Ricky Ricardo?
 

JLXC

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I too support the fuck and dump.

Might as well have something to remember her by, then find a new one. Sorry for your problems man, sometimes life just sucks... and not in the good way.
 
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I agree with most of the guys here. Usually when a girl dumps you and then seeks to retrieve or repair the relationship it is an attempt to teach you a lesson or something. If you love her try and patch it up, but make it clear you won't accept her doing it again.

And why fuck and dump..I'd do it for as long as she would let it happen...o yeah and as an aside you could seek out a new partner at the same time. If she wants to get back with you after screwing with your head..hmm..
 

JLXC

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curliestalicia again.