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i am so sick and tired of these misquitoes biting my motherfucking leg. and back
 
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hmmmmm interesting tale. glad it was short, i hate waisting my time.
 
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OFF! sucks. it seems to attract the mosquitos

damn you darwin!
 

Descent

Hella Constipated
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Four bites this year. I was undera tree swarming with them, and everyone got bit but me.

I guess they don't like "mutts."
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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CHAIRMAN YIN said:
i am so sick and tired of these misquitoes biting my motherfucking leg. and back
Wow, just one sentence huh?
 

I Hate The FCC

Homo est Deus
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Descent said:
Four bites this year. I was undera tree swarming with them, and everyone got bit but me.

I guess they don't like "mutts."
It seems as if even flies won't go any where near Descent. :lol:
 
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ok, i'll count my bites... 2 on the back, 6 on the legs, 3 on the arms, 1 on the fucking face...and they simultaneously itch

and nothing stops the itch
 
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Use your fingernail and press a "X" into it and the ich goes by bye.
 

blk990

Serial Killer
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CHAIRMAN YIN said:
... never heard of the nail polish thing, i'll go find some
I had them all over my ankles once, and once I put some nail polish on they never itched again...

But beware that if they are itched open it may burn a little.
 
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12 replies and its already dead...my threads are short lived eh?
 
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It's not like your thread had much ground to work on anyway.

My advice would be stop playing golf if you do. It's a shitty game and when I used to play, I would be a living mosquito bite after one round.
 
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goddamnit i don't play golf, however, i play soccer...in the grass...at school....full of misquitoes...that bites me...and makes little red irritations of the skin on my skin that itches when it irritates me and stuff