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Gone with the wind.

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Ahhh! You've got to love the weather here in Arkansas. Yesterday it was about 65 degrees and muggy outside. Today,30 degrees with clear skies of blue. The best part is;we've got a case of massive winds beating the hell outta things. The power keeps going out,my roofing shingles are now in my backyard. Fuck,I think I just saw Aunti Emm and Toto geht nailed by a flying cow. I guess I didn't have anything better to do anyway,I don't mind replacing all my roofing tiles again. Looks like I've got about sixhundred dollars worth lying on the ground in my backyard. You gotta love it.
 
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gehtfuct said:
Ahhh! You've got to love the weather here in Arkansas. Yesterday it was about 65 degrees and muggy outside. Today,30 degrees with clear skies of blue. The best part is;we've got a case of massive winds beating the hell outta things. The power keeps going out,my roofing shingles are now in my backyard. Fuck,I think I just saw Aunti Emm and Toto geht nailed by a flying cow. I guess I didn't have anything better to do anyway,I don't mind replacing all my roofing tiles again. Looks like I've got about sixhundred dollars worth lying on the ground in my backyard. You gotta love it.

That's almost as good as the heat in Texas, peeling your paint off daily.

Then you can't go outside and re-paint it because all the enamel on your teeth will peel as well.


Where people live sucks.
 

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HavokChylde said:
That's almost as good as the heat in Texas, peeling your paint off daily.

Then you can't go outside and re-paint it because all the enamel on your teeth will peel as well.


Where people live sucks.
This sux. My wife is going to shit herself when she gehts home.
"Hey honey,take a look in the backyard." as if the bald spot on the roof wont set of an alarm.
 
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HavokChylde said:
That's almost as good as the heat in Texas, peeling your paint off daily.

Then you can't go outside and re-paint it because all the enamel on your teeth will peel as well.


Where people live sucks.
No shit! Texas heat sucks ass. Unless, you enjoy a daily heat stroke.
 
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Taylor_Blade said:
No shit! Texas heat sucks ass. Unless, you enjoy a daily heat stroke.
Indeed. It seems to be the worst in San Antonio though.

This year everybody, EVERYBODY, got snow, and San Antonio was the only place it wasn't snowing.


That's sick.
 
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HavokChylde said:
Indeed. It seems to be the worst in San Antonio though.

This year everybody, EVERYBODY, got snow, and San Antonio was the only place it wasn't snowing.


That's sick.
True but atleast ya'll still have the spurs! YAY! ;)
 
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Taylor_Blade said:
True but atleast ya'll still have the spurs! YAY! ;)
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Whoo-hoo.
</sarcasm>

I only like the Spurs because they give me a reason to drink, come gametime.

Otherwise, I could care less about sports.

I remember the last time they won, I had strep throat, with a fever of 104, and we were on our way to the hospital. It took us about two hours to geht there, because the roads were stopped up with about 10,000 assholes honking their horns, screaming "we won, we won!"


I wish I would have died.
 

gehtfuct

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Must you two derail every thread you post in?
The Sports Center is the door on the left. Off topic fuckmonkeys is on the right.
Pick one,and be gone. Learn to keep on topic before I spackle your asses.

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weather sucks. period.

one day it'll be -35 degrees celcius (convert it yourselves, you lazy mother fuckers :) ),
the next it'll be -5 and snowing, then 10 degrees and raining, then back down to -40 and windy.

weather sucks
 

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HavokChylde said:
Indeed. It seems to be the worst in San Antonio though.

This year everybody, EVERYBODY, got snow, and San Antonio was the only place it wasn't snowing.


That's sick.

Easy Mr. Jingles.........Austin didnt get any snow.........at least not the kind that falls from the sky.... :cool: Plus you dont want it to be too cold being a one eyed stripper.....dont want your man "TOOL" for the job to run and hide......could be bad for business.......ROFL!! :)
 
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Sorry Dr. G.

It was a bit of three different forums.


Sports Center - Spurs talk.

Life sucks - Stupid fucks honking and screaming, strep, high fever, I could have died talk.

Oh, and the stupid weather here.


And G's-up, you're right. Mr Winkie does need a bit of heat to stay motivated.


Fuck Alaska.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Ahhh! You've got to love the weather here in Arkansas. Yesterday it was about 65 degrees and muggy outside. Today,30 degrees with clear skies of blue. The best part is;we've got a case of massive winds beating the hell outta things. The power keeps going out,my roofing shingles are now in my backyard. Fuck,I think I just saw Aunti Emm and Toto geht nailed by a flying cow. I guess I didn't have anything better to do anyway,I don't mind replacing all my roofing tiles again. Looks like I've got about sixhundred dollars worth lying on the ground in my backyard. You gotta love it.

Yout winds are coming into Georgia by tonight. We are already under a wind advisory. It sucks. :thumbsdn: Yesterday was a nice, clear sky, 55-ish degrees. Today, cold as balls and foggy as shit. Stupid ass weather. :(