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tzedek

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im looking for a quote from Plato that goes something like this: its a good thing that there are gods becuase if there wasnt man would have to invent them. also any other good quote that people like.
 

betrayed

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Racist fucker.. Its johnny.. If I was MOD this post would already be gone.

edit: this post was refering to a post that was deleted for racist comments..
 

dustinzgirl

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just put him on ignore.

Socrates:

"Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of."

A few more assholes on this site should figure that out.
 

tzedek

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a few i like are:

einstein: "Everything should be designed as simple as possible, but not any simplier."

twain: "I will not let school interfere with my education."
 

FUBAR

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well ive always enjoyed..."the stupidity of few, stretches the patience of many"
 

shep

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"If you allways do what you've allways done, you'll always get what you've allways got"
 

Descent

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*Talking in a ghetto black voice*

"P99, what the fudge are you smoking?"



Seriously, how the fuck is that racist? Plato was a brilliant man.

You should lay off the assumptions man. He's not Johnny, he's been here for ages.
 

gehtfuct

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"Women:I think they should be bound and kept in a locked closet,till you geht tired of mastubating."

Dr.gehtfuct
 
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gehtfuct said:
"Women:I think they should be bound and kept in a locked closet,till you geht tired of mastubating."

Dr.gehtfuct


Fucking medical genius. And he's only 3 feet tall!


Doogie Howser, eat you motherfucking heart out.
 

MaxPower

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tzedek said:
im looking for a quote from Plato that goes something like this: its a good thing that there are gods becuase if there wasnt man would have to invent them. also any other good quote that people like.
"A man's reputation preceeds him, but his character remains long after he's gone."

Not from plato. I think it was silly putty who said that.
 

betrayed

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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby
 

tzedek

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jstager said:
Seriously, how the fuck is that racist? Plato was a brilliant man.

You should lay off the assumptions man. He's not Johnny, he's been here for ages.
he was talking about a person named forthenazis who had said some very racist things... hopefully the guy was banned. since then his post has been deleted.
 

Clutchtwice

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"Keep your friends close,.. and your enemys in a casket"



-Clutchtwice
 

Icarus

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"Whatever you do, don't catch cancer."

And if you actually want the quote you were after...

"If God did not exist, it would be neccessary to invent him." However, Voltaire said this.

I've always thought Voltaire an idiot, to put it flatly. Mostly because people who like "Reader's Digest" always seem to quote him.
 

tzedek

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im pretty sure im looking for one from Plato that is almost exact to that one except "Gods". Im not a big fan of Voltaite either. I think the quote would be better coming from Plato than from V.
 

Descent

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Thanks, TZEE!

That's why he said racist fucker...

My stance on black people: We should double the amount of KFC's in the nation to keep the crime rate down. They get pissed when they don't geht their chicken.

JUST KIDDING!
 

Icarus

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I've been looking... can't yet find anything Plato said about this, although I have found some very good quotes.