Goooooood Morning WTF'ers!!!!

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LiberatioN

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Who brought this guy over to wtf.com? everyone knows we dont like wake-up calls.

* /me goes to hunt Yuck Fou *
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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It appears, that once again, we have gained yet another poster who is in need of:

1. A ball-gag

2. A 90-year-old Parkinson's patient.

3. A tub of Vaseline.

4. A V-twin powered purple dildo.

5. A book entitled, "How to go fuck yourself: The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation"

Let us hope that she may find these.
 

meh_it_all

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
It appears, that once again, we have gained yet another poster who is in need of:

1. A ball-gag

2. A 90-year-old Parkinson's patient.

3. A tub of Vaseline.

4. A V-twin powered purple dildo.

5. A book entitled, "How to go fuck yourself: The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation"

Let us hope that she may find these.

oooo Johnny found all of these :rotflmao:
Especially that one.
 

Lady Ice

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I don't..... lol

I dunno. I didn't buy it for that reason, but it is kinda neat.

and if the lights go out, flashlight! :D
 

dustinzgirl

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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Use the Schwartz!

The dreams of youth are often the regrets of age



This thread makes about as much sense and interest at these random quotes pulled from random movies.
 

Broken

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It makes perfect sense.. Spam or DERR I have nothing real to say and I haven't left my desk in months. So Good morning WTF.
 

Lady Ice

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Considering I just got home a few mintues ago...it would seem I left my desk.

I'm just shitty at starting conversations.
 

dustinzgirl

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I had a conversation with a rat once. It was not very interesting, but we dated anyways. Fucker has not paid child support in ten years.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Do we ever!

*gets out his juice box, and sits all attentive like, and waits for DG to have story time*
 

meh_it_all

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Do we ever!

*gets out his juice box, and sits all attentive like, and waits for DG to have story time*

I want juice! and story, *Steals BWM juice box*


;)
 
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