BrIONwoshMunky said:It appears, that once again, we have gained yet another poster who is in need of:
1. A ball-gag
2. A 90-year-old Parkinson's patient.
3. A tub of Vaseline.
4. A V-twin powered purple dildo.
5. A book entitled, "How to go fuck yourself: The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation"
Let us hope that she may find these.