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Got skanked on a deal

Blaze Daily

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Shite. Spent the last fitty of my paycheck (now I broke) on ganja. I scored 1/4 of an oz.

Now, tha smoke is real smooth, but tastes nasty. Also, it don't get me high. Which sucks.

This 1/4 was to last until friday, usually this guys shit is potent...

Now I gonna toke it all down tonight, cause I just cant lose the buzz. It's weak as fuck, a mild head buzz...I can tell the bud was harvested too early, cause the hairs are still white, and the bud is crumbly, but has hard center.

Total schwag. I got fuckin robbed fo real. I dunno wtf I gonna do for the rest of the week cause I only got money for fags. I prolly have to loan money from people if I want to eat. I gotta beg steal and borrow to survive, it sucks.

I wish I hadn't brought this sack of ganja - all my cash went on total shite. Y'get me?

I really thinking about getting out the whole drug scene and getting a job.
 

meh_it_all

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Look, ok, I know this is all a funny thing you're pulling off, But really, I know you're just some 16 yr old kid,that has the mind capitacy of a 4yr old, trying to play big gangsta man on the computer.


I bet you've never smoked in your life. :happysad:

And if you have, to the above post, you're such an idiot, and you did get robbed.
 

Blaze Daily

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meh_it_all said:
Look, ok, I know this is all a funny thing you're pulling off, But really, I know you're just some 16 yr old kid,that has the mind capitacy of a 4yr old, trying to play big gangsta man on the computer.


I bet you've never smoked in your life. :happysad:

And if you have, to the above post, you're such an idiot, and you did get robbed.
Listen baby, I showed you respect. I told you my religion. My faith. I let you into my world - I don't know you so I do not judge. But listen, all this is 'fo real' cause that is what a true gangsta is about - 'keepin it real' -- y'get me?

You gotta respect that reality is the finest thing God gave us, but under the veil of existence lies the conquest of truth. This is what ghetto life is kinda like fo us, minimalism. Drugs, HIV, Rape, Murder, and Buggery are all on the 'up' in the hood. We gotta keep it real to survive, an I still learning, cause I got robbed today, and it took all my spare cash until next tuesday. Now I only got cash fo bare essentials, cause I on welfare (disability) in tha ghetto. I really gotta start selling drugs, to make ends meet, otherwise I be sucking dick and taking anal for money. NOW DO YOU GET ME?
 

meh_it_all

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Or get a job. I didn't say I was judging you, I told you were a idiot. and It's a lesson learned. And sure you live "up in the hood" I get ya.


And baby? If you're goona call me that again, dinner and a movie first.
 

Hellbreather

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Blaze Daily said:
Listen baby, I showed you respect. I told you my religion. My faith. I let you into my world - I don't know you so I do not judge. But listen, all this is 'fo real' cause that is what a true gangsta is about - 'keepin it real' -- y'get me?

You gotta respect that reality is the finest thing God gave us, but under the veil of existence lies the conquest of truth. This is what ghetto life is kinda like fo us, minimalism. Drugs, HIV, Rape, Murder, and Buggery are all on the 'up' in the hood. We gotta keep it real to survive, an I still learning, cause I got robbed today, and it took all my spare cash until next tuesday. Now I only got cash fo bare essentials, cause I on welfare (disability) in tha ghetto. I really gotta start selling drugs, to make ends meet, otherwise I be sucking dick and taking anal for money. NOW DO YOU GET ME?
Allow me to talk in a way in which y'all get me blaze:

I dont think tha tyou is telling the truth bro, cause to be striaght up with ya da UK aint as fucking bad as the US fo sure. And I no of no white people \(or black people as a matter or fact) who live in da UK saying "Fo sure" and "Ya get me". What y'all needs to be doing is getting yoself a job and get out of the "Ghetto" which is probably some small town in Wiltshire or something. I aint really gotta start selling drugs buddy, you need to STOP USING DRUGS AND GET YOURSELF A JOB. Cause to be honest you sound like a bit of idiot saying you'll have to start sucking dick or whatever
Anyway thats me off do ya get me Blaze?
 

Blaze Daily

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meh_it_all said:
Or get a job. I didn't say I was judging you, I told you were a idiot. and It's a lesson learned. And sure you live "up in the hood" I get ya.


And baby? If you're goona call me that again, dinner and a movie first.
I'm give you a cybersnog if you give me your twinkie.
 
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It's such bs, people I know that're actually like he claims to be wouldn't own a computer. If they did own one they'd pawn it with the quickness if they had to.
 

Smoke

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Blaze Daily said:
otherwise I be sucking dick and taking anal for money. NOW DO YOU GET ME?
Well, theres your little money sceme right there.
 

Blaze Daily

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Wasup all my white trash honies in here,

Fo real I dun got skanked real bad yesterday. I toked the whole 1/4 and din get high. That sucks ass. So, guess I gonna quit tha dope now. Yeah, it been a long time comin' dat fo suuure.

But fo real my life sucks cause now I gotta quit tha dope. I tell you why (in english):

My drug dealer for the past 2 years has supplied me with cannabis of varying quality. Some cannabis I buy makes me cough. This may sound unimportant to some people, but when you're tasting blood from coughing straight for 10 minutes smoking a 'joint', it hurts. Multiply that by daily smoking and you get a serious lung infection.

Sometimes, the cannabis did not make me cough. This is what I prefer, tasty smelling cannabis that gets me feeling 'irie'. But this type of cannabis is rare, because everyone wants it. Therefore, most of the time I am left smoking 'cough bud'. However, my dealer crossed the line with this last bag of cannabis. It was homegrown. Now, this may seem unimportant to the average smoker, but personally smoking homegrown is akin to smoking cigarettes. Sure, it does not make you cough, but you suuure as hell do not get high, or even 'irie'.

How did I know it was homegrown? Well, I used to grow cannabis myself, and I know what shitty homegrown tastes like because I used to grow it. Homegrown cannabis is worthless trash, unless done professionally, which is rare. Some homegrown is o.k. because the type of cannabis being grown is far superior than anything else on the black market, however, there is so much trash on the black market 'gems' are hard to find.

Anyways, I stopped getting high from cannabis the day I took harder substances. This was also a mistake, because once you get 'really high' from a Class A substance the high from cannabis is weak.

Therefore, I decided, after a decade of toking, that I quit cannabis. Maybe I'll buy the odd sack of ganja just to remind myself how BAD being addicted to ganja really was when I took it. Cough bud, weak bud, bad tasting bud, it all adds up.

Thanks for the encouragement to get a job, I am attended the local 'One Stop Shop' drop-in centre for the unemployed today, and I may decide to find a job what puts my education (Yes, I am Educated) to use. I'll prolly do some courses then go back to work. I'm sick of being 'self-employed' and hustling for drug money all the time. I want a steady job, with a steady wage, with steady hours, sitting down at a computer typing. Anyone know of a job that involves computers, typing, and sitting down at a computer, typeing?
 

Piro

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Good luck to you, I have a feeling you'll need it..

Stay off the green, green?
EDIT:
Anyone know of a job that involves computers, typing, and sitting down at a computer, typeing?
Search with google for "surveys for cash". Waste of time I think, but you might be interested, who knows?
 

TwisT

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Blaze Daily said:
Shite. Spent the last fitty of my paycheck (now I broke) on ganja. I scored 1/4 of an oz.

Now, tha smoke is real smooth, but tastes nasty. Also, it don't get me high. Which sucks.

This 1/4 was to last until friday, usually this guys shit is potent...

Now I gonna toke it all down tonight, cause I just cant lose the buzz. It's weak as fuck, a mild head buzz...I can tell the bud was harvested too early, cause the hairs are still white, and the bud is crumbly, but has hard center.

Total schwag. I got fuckin robbed fo real. I dunno wtf I gonna do for the rest of the week cause I only got money for fags. I prolly have to loan money from people if I want to eat. I gotta beg steal and borrow to survive, it sucks.

I wish I hadn't brought this sack of ganja - all my cash went on total shite. Y'get me?

I really thinking about getting out the whole drug scene and getting a job.
God I hope you don't walk through the rest of your life with a giant L on your forehead.

If so, get the wax out and put a nice shine on it and wear it proud!