wanna hear a better one? i got this buddy, his name is mike and he got with this chick, she was pretty fucking slammin' and he got to her house. to his surprise she had plastic on her bed and he asked her if shje pissed the bed, she said no, so yea it went from there they were fucking bla bla bla i'll get to the good part, after about 10 mins in she tells mike to get on his hands and knees after she takes everything off her bed except the plastic, so he does as he is told because he wants more rumping. so she goes behind his and sticks a string of anal beads up his ass, 1 at a time, at first he thought it felt weird, but good, then it hurt but he didn't care, cause if that got him laid then so be it, once she got to 7 beads up his ass, she suddenly pulled them out real hard, he puked, shit and cum'd all at once, then she said, that's why i have the sheets on my bed