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Oddist Orgasm
I've been with a woman or two, but the oddist orgasm I've ever had the pleasure of giving, involved a zit.I tied a former girlfriends hands to my headboard (SOP for me) and proceeded to go down on her, I don't know how I didn't see the zit from the getgo, but after about 10 minutes of enjoying her pussy, my hand slid over a very big, tight and juicy pimple in the crack of her ass.At first, she just kinda wiggled a bit and I thought she was just reacting to my mouth, but everytime my hand would rub over it, she'd squirm a little more, so I kept messing with it.Finally I decided to squeeze on it a little and she started to kinda fight me off, no chance, I pinned her legs back further and harder with my forearm and squeezed the mofo super hard.She tightened up and squirted cum on my chin and neck and I almost puked as the zit popped.It was huge, about the size of a pencil eraser.I was flabbergasted and grossed out at the same time.She said she came so hard it hurt.It wasn't the best sex I've ever had, but definitely the oddist orgasm I've ever been involved with.
I've been with a woman or two, but the oddist orgasm I've ever had the pleasure of giving, involved a zit.I tied a former girlfriends hands to my headboard (SOP for me) and proceeded to go down on her, I don't know how I didn't see the zit from the getgo, but after about 10 minutes of enjoying her pussy, my hand slid over a very big, tight and juicy pimple in the crack of her ass.At first, she just kinda wiggled a bit and I thought she was just reacting to my mouth, but everytime my hand would rub over it, she'd squirm a little more, so I kept messing with it.Finally I decided to squeeze on it a little and she started to kinda fight me off, no chance, I pinned her legs back further and harder with my forearm and squeezed the mofo super hard.She tightened up and squirted cum on my chin and neck and I almost puked as the zit popped.It was huge, about the size of a pencil eraser.I was flabbergasted and grossed out at the same time.She said she came so hard it hurt.It wasn't the best sex I've ever had, but definitely the oddist orgasm I've ever been involved with.
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Hahaha, thats pretty funny actually, it makes a great story. That might just pop up in my mind tomorrow afternoon, what a strange experience you had.
Hahaha, thats pretty funny actually, it makes a great story. That might just pop up in my mind tomorrow afternoon, what a strange experience you had.
fuckin hilarious, good work lol
thats fuckin rank, thats hilarious man....did you tell her this i think it would make it even funnier..."excuse me, the other night we uh had sex, yeh i gave you that orgasm by popping a giant zit in your asscrack" lol hahahahha im gonna laugh at this forever....thats great
thats fuckin rank, thats hilarious man....did you tell her this i think it would make it even funnier..."excuse me, the other night we uh had sex, yeh i gave you that orgasm by popping a giant zit in your asscrack" lol hahahahha im gonna laugh at this forever....thats great
wanna hear a better one? i got this buddy, his name is mike and he got with this chick, she was pretty fucking slammin' and he got to her house. to his surprise she had plastic on her bed and he asked her if shje pissed the bed, she said no, so yea it went from there they were fucking bla bla bla i'll get to the good part, after about 10 mins in she tells mike to get on his hands and knees after she takes everything off her bed except the plastic, so he does as he is told because he wants more rumping. so she goes behind his and sticks a string of anal beads up his ass, 1 at a time, at first he thought it felt weird, but good, then it hurt but he didn't care, cause if that got him laid then so be it, once she got to 7 beads up his ass, she suddenly pulled them out real hard, he puked, shit and cum'd all at once, then she said, that's why i have the sheets on my bed
Women are incredible creatures.Even though they can be bitchy and total cunts at times, they're still incredible.When I was 4 y/o Lori B. showed me her panties and kissed me.I didn't know wtf that was all about, but I knew how I felt inside everytime I saw her.I've been a perv ever since.I've been with some good looking ones, and some not-so-good looking ones, but each one is unique and has been an experience in their own right.I thank my lucky stars each and every day, that I live in the era that we live in today.Time to make the donut. 
i just orgasm rediculously quickly. that's the only interesting thing i can think of to say right here.
Gotta love itI have to toast to that!!! What a fucking era we live in today!!GottaHurt said:I thank my lucky stars each and every day, that I live in the era that we live in today.Time to make the donut.
GottaHurt said:Ah, and your from Colorado too
Ha!! I live in the springs.. lol
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Palmer High school
LOL, every fucking year!!!GottaHurt said:
it's the senior prank man!!
hehe, poor horse!
sex is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
i dunno who the "O"s are split like that.. wont let me fix em 
i dunno who the "O"s are split like that.. wont let me fix em
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