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bigck3000

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So the old man decided to put down the whittling for a few to bitch?

If its a little entertainment you want...You should have just asked. I'd be happy to adminster your bi-monthly verbal spanking. As long as the missus changed those 'Depends' we'll be straight. Thats right I said bi....but dont get excited....Max said he was down for anything as long as it didnt look a giant leather bag filled with oatmeal....so count yourself out.

As a matter of fact....count yourself lucky you're SPED sponsered....If that little short bus didnt pull into the old folks home every thursday morning you'd have no one to listen to your "Double yew, Double yew, two" stories.

Oh...and Havok told me that your tear soaked love confessions are begining to make the boys a little uncomfortable....I know they told you it was a flask full of whiskey...but enough's enough and its time for you to know the truth...its been watered down Pepsi for the past month. Time to move on.

Just a little something to get you started....we'll see how this works out. ;)
 

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bigck3000 said:
So the old man decided to put down the whittling for a few to bitch?

If its a little entertainment you want...You should have just asked. I'd be happy to adminster your bi-monthly verbal spanking. As long as the missus changed those 'Depends' we'll be straight. Thats right I said bi....but dont get excited....Max said he was down for anything as long as it didnt look a giant leather bag filled with oatmeal....so count yourself out.

As a matter of fact....count yourself lucky you're SPED sponsered....If that little short bus didnt pull into the old folks home every thursday morning you'd have no one to listen to your "Double yew, Double yew, two" stories.

Oh...and Havok told me that your tear soaked love confessions are begining to make the boys a little uncomfortable....I know they told you it was a flask full of whiskey...but enough's enough and its time for you to know the truth...its been watered down Pepsi for the past month. Time to move on.

Just a little something to get you started....we'll see how this works out. ;)

smooth move creepin in under the radar at 3 am!
 

bnccoder

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This thread will be noticed and he will have a few new holes to nurse while they heal.
 

bigck3000

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Awasy?....thats so cute!

/me pinches Johnny Potato Seed's cheeks
 

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bigck3000 said:
So the old man decided to put down the whittling for a few to bitch?

If its a little entertainment you want...You should have just asked. I'd be happy to adminster your bi-monthly verbal spanking. As long as the missus changed those 'Depends' we'll be straight. Thats right I said bi....but dont get excited....Max said he was down for anything as long as it didnt look a giant leather bag filled with oatmeal....so count yourself out.

As a matter of fact....count yourself lucky you're SPED sponsered....If that little short bus didnt pull into the old folks home every thursday morning you'd have no one to listen to your "Double yew, Double yew, two" stories.

Oh...and Havok told me that your tear soaked love confessions are begining to make the boys a little uncomfortable....I know they told you it was a flask full of whiskey...but enough's enough and its time for you to know the truth...its been watered down Pepsi for the past month. Time to move on.

Just a little something to get you started....we'll see how this works out. ;)
i met grandpafuct once at gehtfucts 21st, but i wouldnt start fights with that old bastard, hes worse than Dr G himself.
 

gehtfuct

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WTF is this shit? You call that a flame? C'mon you fuckin' pansy,your mother talks more trash when she's not drunk. Yeah,I like how the little shit slithers in at 3am when the big man is asleep....with Max's mom. You don't have school today do you,bigck? Come on out to play. I might even slap you with my cane if your deemed worthy.
 

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I might even slap you with my cane if your deemed worthy.

Are you cheating on me and CL? You know how much we like to slap you with the cane, so are you finally growing cohonas and becoming the master instead of the bitch?
 

gehtfuct

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D...I have always been the Master,and I will always be your bitch. ;) :thumbsup:
 

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gehtfuct said:
WTF is this shit? You call that a flame? C'mon you fuckin' pansy,your mother talks more trash when she's not drunk. Yeah,I like how the little shit slithers in at 3am when the big man is asleep....with Max's mom. You don't have school today do you,bigck? Come on out to play. I might even slap you with my cane if your deemed worthy.
uhh i was asleep with his mom too.....at the same time......and i wondered why she had man hands and a hairy chest :sick:
 
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bigck3000

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Whats this!?

The secret's out.

DG keeps the old fuck tucked away for a rainy day.....sorta like a Gimp-in-a-Box. As for a cane beating....Its up to you....but if your wife walks in again lets use the same excuse.....He seemed ok with that one. Oh....and my Mom said shes had it with your crusty ass....You spilled that squeeze bottle full of Metamuscil all over the diaper changing station and it took a half an hour to get the smell of raw hamburger and lotion out of the bathroom.

No matter....I hear DG's gimp plan has decent benefits....Cool leather costume, Cozy sleeping box, and all the urine you can drink. Looks like you've carved quite a life out for yourself. Congrats :thumbsup:
 
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bigck was busy until 3am, we..........................ummm he had a date. so shut the hell up!
 

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bigck was busy until 3am, we..........................ummm he had a date. so shut the hell up!
Tea baggin?
 

dustinzgirl

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bigck3000 said:
Whats this!?

The secret's out.

DG keeps the old fuck tucked away for a rainy day.....sorta like a Gimp-in-a-Box. As for a cane beating....Its up to you....but if your wife walks in again lets use the same excuse.....He seemed ok with that one. Oh....and my Mom said shes had it with your crusty ass....You spilled that squeeze bottle full of Metamuscil all over the diaper changing station and it took a half an hour to get the smell of raw hamburger and lotion out of the bathroom.

No matter....I hear DG's gimp plan has decent benefits....Cool leather costume, Cozy sleeping box, and all the urine you can drink. Looks like you've carved quite a life out for yourself. Congrats :thumbsup:
I never heard you complain!
 

gehtfuct

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Of course he didn't complain. He was too busy gumming my ballsack.
You see....I may be the gimp...but,he's the box.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Of course he didn't complain. He was too busy gumming my ballsack.
You see....I may be the gimp...but,he's the box.
:sick:



















goddamn warm beer.....
 
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Nymphchick said:
bigck was busy until 3am, we..........................ummm he had a date. so shut the hell up!
unfunnny
 

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DIZNUTS said:
uhh i was asleep with his mom too.....at the same time......and i wondered why she had man hands and a hairy chest :sick:
Schmuck. You had the wrong house again.
I was wondering why her grouchy old neighbor, Mr. Kuntz was in such a good mood.
 
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