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Angry Nanite

Antidisestablishmentarian
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*plucking a single eyebrow from subject*
"OW! Was that one attached to my brain or something??"
"Maybe... I don't know human physiology."

Is this:
A. Something you expect to hear while visiting your HMO accepted doctor.
B. Overheard at secret republican initiation ceremony.
C. A quote from futurama.
D. Proof I could write for any show on the fox network.
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Hi. I'm moving in. Don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here. I'll be under the sofa with the dust mites.
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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A. Something you expect to hear while visiting your HMO accepted doctor.
No, my doc says "you again, didn't you die already?"

B. Overheard at secret republican initiation ceremony.
No, they don't speak, they just excrete slime.

C. A quote from futurama.
Possibly, but as nobody watched that show how can we tell?

D. Proof I could write for any show on the fox network.
Anyone could write for Fox, especially the 'reality' scripts.

welcome, you raised the median intelligence quotient by one whole quarter percent.

now get posting genius..
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#19
There's a edit button on the side of your post, you can use it, and keep all your answers in ONE post.
 

mmm...cheese

Banned - What an Asshat!
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#20
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR GOOD POSTING? (please excuse caps)
:confused: In this forum it is common policy to edit many posts into ONE POST! Even though this may not be true for 2 consecutive posts, it does apply to FIVE FUCKING POSTS IN A ROW!

Now fuck off, you've angered me.