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Angry Nanite

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*plucking a single eyebrow from subject*
"OW! Was that one attached to my brain or something??"
"Maybe... I don't know human physiology."

Is this:
A. Something you expect to hear while visiting your HMO accepted doctor.
B. Overheard at secret republican initiation ceremony.
C. A quote from futurama.
D. Proof I could write for any show on the fox network.
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Hi. I'm moving in. Don't mind me. You won't even know I'm here. I'll be under the sofa with the dust mites.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#2
You seem quite interesting, Welcome, Enjoy your stay.
 

Stardust

Being naked just feels so a-peeling
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#3
quite quite funny...welcome have fun :happysad:
 

Outlawed

Postaholic
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#4
Welcome. Now your soul belongs to me.
 

void

Banned - What an Asshat!
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A. Something you expect to hear while visiting your HMO accepted doctor.
No, my doc says "you again, didn't you die already?"

B. Overheard at secret republican initiation ceremony.
No, they don't speak, they just excrete slime.

C. A quote from futurama.
Possibly, but as nobody watched that show how can we tell?

D. Proof I could write for any show on the fox network.
Anyone could write for Fox, especially the 'reality' scripts.

welcome, you raised the median intelligence quotient by one whole quarter percent.

now get posting genius..
 

Outlawed

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Sounds like opening a bottle of coke.
 

ChilianFuckFace

Banned - What an Asshat!
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DotCom said:
Sounds like opening a bottle of coke.
A coke? We need some hard fucking liquor to laugh at this sort of posts. :(
 

Angry Nanite

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That would be "these" sort of posts. Feel free not to read them if they're that hard to handle.
 

Angry Nanite

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DotCom said:
Welcome. Now your soul belongs to me.
Too late!! It was acquired years ago as part of a corporate take over. I only lease it on weekends and holidays now.
 

Angry Nanite

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DotCom said:
Sounds like opening a bottle of coke.
It actually reminded me of old garfield cartoons. His angry response to something was "rowr, pffffft!"
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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#19
There's a edit button on the side of your post, you can use it, and keep all your answers in ONE post.
 

mmm...cheese

Banned - What an Asshat!
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR GOOD POSTING? (please excuse caps)
:confused: In this forum it is common policy to edit many posts into ONE POST! Even though this may not be true for 2 consecutive posts, it does apply to FIVE FUCKING POSTS IN A ROW!

Now fuck off, you've angered me.