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Grounded

wiseman

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i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
 
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wiseman said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
ha! you still get grounded?!?! my parents are asses but they dont ground me! what a loser! what are you? 13 years old? hahaha! for maggie, its ok, but for you, its not. hahahahaha grounded you dont get to go on the computwer either? hahaha! oh- im supposed to be aking you feel better ? oh shit! sucks for you! sorry for saying all that. im an ass right? a bastard? if you answered yes to this, then my mission is accomplished! well, groundings not all that bad. try having your parents lock you in a chamber for 3 days with no food or water
 

wiseman

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you ass..lol, now im gonna make sure the forces of evil dont become confused on the way to your house, oh and im not 13 reject...opps were not in B&T oh well :rolleyes: i wasnt flaming anyway
 
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deus_ex_machina said:
ha! you still get grounded?!?! my parents are asses but they dont ground me! what a loser! what are you? 13 years old? hahaha! for maggie, its ok, but for you, its not. hahahahaha grounded you dont get to go on the computwer either? hahaha! oh- im supposed to be aking you feel better ? oh shit! sucks for you! sorry for saying all that. im an ass right? a bastard? if you answered yes to this, then my mission is accomplished! well, groundings not all that bad. try having your parents lock you in a chamber for 3 days with no food or water
maggie was grounded from the computer... not grounded, as in really grounded.
 
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grounded from the computer = not allowed on the computer anymore.

really grounded = not being able to do anything.
 

Broken

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wiseman said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
Yeah no prob; you live off your parents and don't have any real responsibilities. So your mommy caught you sniffing glue and punished you. Who cares you still got it made. :)

How did I do?
 
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Broken said:
Yeah no prob; you live off your parents and don't have any real responsibilities. So your mommy caught you sniffing glue and punished you. Who cares you still got it made. :)

How did I do?

and, apparently, you still got computer access... so why the fuck you complaining?
 

gehtfuct

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wiseman JR. said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
Grounded? Your user name is "Wise-man?"
Obviously your not very "wise" after all,to geht caught,and to be grounded.
And your not really a "man" until you begin to act like one.
Real "Men" dont geht grounded....unless you're married.
Look at the bright side kiddo,like Broken said,you're still sponging off the P's.
Enjoy it while you can.When you eventually live on your own,or in the circus,thats when the real problems start.
~exsample~
Who's gonna clean my room?...
Why do I have to take out the trash?...
Who shit on the floor again?
Damn it! No more PB&J...
Maybe I should geht a job,to geht cable,so I can spank it to skinamax.

You see,its not so bad just yet...maybe you should go give dear ol' Dad a hug for making sure you geht to practice spanking to the free skinamax.
 

RGN-dRaGoN

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wiseman said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
yo ive been grounded so many freking times, sure, it sux, but u only got grounded for two freking weeks and ur complaining about it, i got grounded for two years buddy.
 

Icarus

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gehtfuct said:
~exsample~
Who's gonna clean my room?...
Why do I have to take out the trash?...
Who shit on the floor again?
Damn it! No more PB&J...
Maybe I should geht a job,to geht cable,so I can spank it to skinamax.

You see,its not so bad just yet...maybe you should go give dear ol' Dad a hug for making sure you geht to practice spanking to the free skinamax.
My dad used to have a huge collection of porn in his garage... seriously, it must've taken years upon years to collect. I found it when I was like four, and said "Eww! Girls!"

Being grounded sucks, but its fun to be amish for a week or so. No computer, no T.V., no phone, no nothin'... Its kinda like camping.
 

Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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wiseman said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(
Don't do stupid shit and you won't get grounded. It's meant to be a punishment so no, I won't make you feel better.
 

dustinzgirl

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wiseman said:
i got grounded for 2 weeks will someone make me feel better...im sad :(

Here is a little tip in life:

Don't break the rules unless you are sure you can get away with it. If you can not get away with it and you get caught, well, that just makes you a moron for getting caught. This is advice for the rest of your life.
 

ferengi

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I never got grounded as a kid. There was none of this "you can't leave the house for two weeks" or "you're grounded from your XBox for a month!" bullshit for me. If I fucked up, my mom beat the shit out of me. I don't mean abusively, but she made the difference between right and wrong crystal clear to me. If you ask me it's bullshit that parents can't spank their kids without the asshole neighbors calling the cops on them these days.
 

Icarus

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My dad used to beat me ferociously. He would just get drunk and start hitting me...

I think that no violence is best... but I've got a different perspective than most people.
 
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my parents believed in spankings... my oldest brother got it the worst. these days, if you spank your children... lawsuit, anyone?

it's bullshyt
 

gehtfuct

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I dont agree with beating,spanking or tying little fuckers up as punishment. Although, you shits sometimes ask for it,real bad. And sometimes you might really need it. The fact of the matter is...it solves nothing.
Now...Gimme your addresses,so I can punch your parents for beating you,and then I'll slap the shit outta you for lying about it.
 
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gehtfuct said:
I dont agree with beating,spanking or tying little fuckers up as punishment. Although, you shits sometimes ask for it,real bad. And sometimes you might really need it. The fact of the matter is...it solves nothing.
Now...Gimme your addresses,so I can punch your parents for beating you,and then I'll slap the shit outta you for lying about it.
40684 Fuck you road
toronto, ontario, canada
v5w g4f
 

gehtfuct

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Unforgiven said:
40684 Fuck you road
toronto, ontario, canada
v5w g4f
I'll be there in a few days,kid. Thaw out the chicken pot pies.

Hey maaaaan.
Is Fuck You road by Upinyou Drive or Ontariosux Ave?
 

Descent

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Jesus, Dragon, two years? All I can say is you clearly have some shitty parents.

You may want to take them to counseling, or a shrink.