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GTA San Andreas/Pron

gurlgonewild

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entire article:
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Grand-Theft-Auto-And-The-Witch-Hunt-On-Porn-Scenes-4607.shtml

Grand Theft Auto And The Witch Hunt On Porn Scenes


The scandal Rockstar is being dragged into and which could also affect ESRB just doesn't seem fair as long as Patrick Wildenborg, the one who developed the mod by means of which the pornographic scenes (which were built or not into GTA San Andreas, that’s for ESRB to decide) can be viewed, is not held responsible for his actions.

It looks like, during this witch hunt aimed directly at Rockstar, everyone seems to forget that after all, Patrick Wildenborg has modified a piece of software. I wonder what would have happened
to Wildenborg should he have modified Microsoft’s source code in such a way that instead of Windows Explorer we would have seen one of Pamela Anderson’s pictorials. I doubt that even Wildenborg's grand-grand-children would have finished paying the damages to Microsoft.

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has anyone checked this out to see if it's true or ever heard of it? it's all over the news!

boooooooooo! they just want to shut down rockstar games in this witch hunt! fuckers-
 

Brain Spout

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well heres the question. why did they leave shit like that in the game? they disabled it? they should have known that the discovery of something liek that would anger people. i dont think they should get in trouble on the technicality that the reason it surfaced is because of an illegal modification, but i think that they shoudl have been smarter than to leave something like that in
 

JLXC

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Just goes to show they should have left in the porn in the first place. It's a Mature 17+ game anyways, why the fuck should they disable the porn. It would have avoided all this bullshit. They did it because Americans are psychotic about porn. They can't get enough of it, and they can't bitch about it enough. This should be a warning to game developers, Leave in the Porn!
 

UberSkippy

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JLXC said:
Just goes to show they should have left in the porn in the first place. It's a Mature 17+ game anyways, why the fuck should they disable the porn. It would have avoided all this bullshit. They did it because Americans are psychotic about porn. They can't get enough of it, and they can't bitch about it enough. This should be a warning to game developers, Leave in the Porn!
You know dude, you have a good point.

It's not like this is a "healthy" game for youngsters. You know, killing the drug dealers, car jacking innocents, shooting strangers then stealing their cash, getting a hooker when you don't feel good, stealing shit, shooting cops, gang banging and the rest.

Yeah, porn is the least of our worries in that game.
 

JLXC

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MaxPower said:
Yep, it is real. I saw it on G4TV. They had a live but pixelated demo. Using the key combos, you can perform various sex acts and positions, wit yo bitches and hos.
Shit that would have so added to sales! Why didn't they just leave it functional!
 

Nailbomb

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Nothing bad's gonna happen to Rockstar. This won't even make it to court. All they have to do is point to the warning that says "Strong Sexual Content" and laugh. Hell, even in the PS2 version there's some semi-nudity. You can walk into any strip club in the game and find one of the dancers has her nipples peeking over the top of her...um...outfit.
 

Nailbomb

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JLXC said:
Just goes to show they should have left in the porn in the first place. It's a Mature 17+ game anyways, why the fuck should they disable the porn. It would have avoided all this bullshit. They did it because Americans are psychotic about porn. They can't get enough of it, and they can't bitch about it enough. This should be a warning to game developers, Leave in the Porn!
That would bump it into the "AO" category, which, unlike the other ratings, is enforced. Companies like Gamestop and Best Buy can still sell "MA" games to minors (which both also have done despite promises not to), thereby increasing sales. Sure, a lot of the kids would just pay some bum a bit extra to buy it for them, but they'd still lose money from the kids who aren't smart/motivated enough to do so.
 

Blaze

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amazing how people like to ride rockstar's jock cuz they put a few eyebrow raising things in GTA:SA. so the fuck what! who cares! it's a great entertaining game and i don't care.

sometimes censorship is a pain in the butt. do they really think that whatever rockstar decided 2 put in GTA we haven't already seen in life? man, bullshit! :mfinger: buncha haters!


oh, and rockstar.........keep doin' whatcha do! :thumbsup:
 

Blaze

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yeah? well, i'm a give them some kudos anyways. doncha think they deserve a pat on the back for pissin' off the prudes on the censorship board?
 

Nailbomb

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Not really, considering the ESRB didn't have anything to do with it. All they do is rate the games.
 

Descent

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*Runs out to GameStop*

FYI, sex in a game bumps it's rating up to AO, Adults Only. Teen is when a game contains any sort of violence unless you are a first-party developer besides Nintendo or Sega, because we want you to have good sales.

Remember the red blood in Zelda 64 v1.0 and early v1.1 cartridges during the final stabbing of Ganon? THAT was never listed under "Animated Blood" on the box. And I'm pretty sure Sonic Adventure 2 and the upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog would have been rated Teen but Sega made it, so they won't care if you blow stuff up in a dark atmosphere.

Oh, and not many stores besides GameStop sell AO rated games.
 

RageAgainst

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I rememeber there was a little scandal about tomb raider and a mod that you could see the girls boobies. eh.
 

Blaze

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yeah, i remember that. there was also a big deal about seeing the gaming world's favorite pin-up (Lara Croft) ala buff. there were even a few websites claiming to have Lara stark buck nekit :confuse: ! of COURSE i had to investigate these sites for myself. it was too juicey to pass up :thumbsup: . some of them were bogus. HOWEVER, there were two sites that did pan out. there she was, Lady Lara Croft, Dutchess of St. Bridget, butt ass naked for all the net to see.

yes, she has huge ta-tas....but then again, who needs to see her naked to know that. her stats say she is a 36 or 38D. whatever. other than that fellas, she's got a small butt, nothing to really shout about. so there. mystery revealed. if you need to get your naked-Lara fix, then just superempose Lara's head over Pamela Anderson's body and VOILA! instant birthday-suit-Lara :D !
 

Descent

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Blaze said:
yeah, i remember that. there was also a big deal about seeing the gaming world's favorite pin-up (Lara Croft) ala buff. there were even a few websites claiming to have Lara stark buck nekit :confuse: ! of COURSE i had to investigate these sites for myself. it was too juicey to pass up :thumbsup: . some of them were bogus. HOWEVER, there were two sites that did pan out. there she was, Lady Lara Croft, Dutchess of St. Bridget, butt ass naked for all the net to see.

yes, she has huge ta-tas....but then again, who needs to see her naked to know that. her stats say she is a 36 or 38D. whatever. other than that fellas, she's got a small butt, nothing to really shout about. so there. mystery revealed. if you need to get your naked-Lara fix, then just superempose Lara's head over Pamela Anderson's body and VOILA! instant birthday-suit-Lara :D !
Lei Fang from DOA2 > Lara Croft

Still, I much prefer REAL women. You know, ones you can actually fuck without leaving a white stain on your PlayStation's lid.
 

MaxPower

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Screen Shot.....Money shot...Whatever.

 
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DAMN! How come I am always the last one to hear about the hidden porn in these games? Also, FYI. There has never been a game advertised on TV that is AO. About the only ones rated that I know of are some old Atari 2600 games.

4-bit nudity, yay! :rolleyes: