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Guidelines for Posting in B&T: Newbies Read This!

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Descent

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So, flamer! I hear you are new to What The Fuck?! She's a fine site, serve her well.

Of course, posting stupid shit in B&T WILL get your ass either Cock Farmed, banned, or your profile will turn into a "red bar slingshot."

In order to avoid this, and to keep this fine forum going to shit, follow these guidelines:

1. NEVER post something like this message:

MrNewbie said:
Obviously you fucktards have been having some gay sex since I left wich is obviously gay.
You are the gayest fuck ups i ever have witnessed in my life, I have always asked my self how it feels to have someone who shits in your mouth, guess I just have to ask you guys.

Seriously you guys are the worstfuck ups that ever have walked on this universe, I compare you guys with garbage and germs... You are shit heads, fucktards no life biching motherfuckers who would just like to get a girlfriend but you can't because you havn't got the social life skill to actually say hello to a girl, when you read this its the obvious truth of your life and I do actually feel sad for you guys because girls are good.... Wouldn't suprise me if you giggle forward this sentence as you believe that I actually will write something that have to do with the 4 letter word "p o r n", please do yourself a favor and go hang yourself in the garden because otherwise I might have to cut you to pieces sending them to your mom and dad on a silver plate. Get some friends to, fucktards it would be so obvious that you dont have any friend when you cry over that you got insulted and took offence on wtf.com, that makes me laught but your life isn't getting better
your social life grade gets: D-
so go fuck ur little cat because you cant get anything better cuz I dont care bitch


oh btw im back


Cheers
Let me guess...You didn't even read all that!

Exactly.

Nobody wants to read stupid, pointless shit like that. And by NO ONE, I MEAN NO ONE. The only people who can comprehend that are AOLer emo teenagers, and we Cock Farm those little shits on sight.

2. Have a personal beef with someone? Don't give anonymous rep, and ESPECIALLY don't cycle rep. That is THE KEY to failure.

By making the rep personal, you can either be ripped to shreds by all of the regulars, or you can kick all our e-asses. Good luck performing the latter; we only have a select few people here with a tenth degree flamer badge.

3. KEEP THREADS FROM GOING OFF TOPIC, UNLESS THE AUTHOR DOESN'T GIVE A HORSE'S SHIT COVERED RECTUM. See a game in here that you like? Don't spam it up by saying "liek OMG blink 182 is the best lol internert teh rei 1337 zoMG ROOFLETRAIN!"

We don't give a fuck about what YOU have to say about your off topic shit.

4. If you have to go off topic, make it fun and constructive. Don't just post a bunch of porno involving grannies, Asian men, and guard dogs and then leave.

5. BE CREATIVE! Don't post the same shit every thread. Varying it up will keep the site new and fresh, kind of like a piece of cucumber that was just stuck in a pussy. Posting the same old shit makes the forum like a piece of carrot stuck into Disney's California Yeast Adventure.

6. Don't be a pussy. Come in here, and pick a fight. Just be sure to follow the rule below:

7. NEVER PICK A FIGHT WITH EVERYONE IN B&T. That's like saying, "HAY GUYS! I'm cooler than you, better than you, and 1337er than you because I can post shit about everyone, and act like I'm winning..."

In other words, my e-penis has swelled to 13 inches ever since I got my NetZero account.

That's the worst way to win friends here, and really shows just how immature and insecure you are.

8. Calling somebody racial slurs, but NOT in a joking manner, makes you appear as a redneck. And we don't tolerate rednecks here.

Different contexts vary in terms of acceptability.

DustinzGirl said:
Well, I sure as hell dont.

BTW I lived in Mexico when I was a kid, and I was the only white girl in a little town called santa maria. so I know about being a minority, I used to get my ass beat all the time. but ya know, so fucking what? My nephews are black, and the call me white trash and I call them little ******s....they are in high school, and we never talked like that when they were little.

Point being, if you are going to freak out everytime someone says 'jew" you might just want to chill the fuck out. People are going to say shit, so the fuck what? How does it affect who you are or how you live your life, unless you allow it too?
SpikeYoAss said:
Suck my cock you sand******...you probably are.... you dont see hoe bush is trying to help this country so u say hes bringing war to us. no u jew he is helping us and weve done better with bushg as president and if we let the fuckhole kerry in he wont allow guns to military most likely cause hes a democrat hell he'll follow clinton and go on and fuck some maid in the white house. Democrats suck ass i hope you all fucking die
Which one do YOU think is acceptable? If you say the latter, I will personally hunt you down and lynch you. Bigots are not needed on today's beautiful, culturally diverse planet, and are not needed on the once-pristine Internet.

9. Finally, last, but not least, If you are respected, and have a 10th degree flamer badge, STAY. Don't desert the forums like JamesP did. I'll try to get him back via IM. Wish me luck.

In short, have fun, and don't forget to jack off!

Mods, feel free to sticky this if you deem it worthy. I just realized it could serve that purpose *smacks head.*
 

Captain 151

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Nice attempt to suck up to the mods on this one. I guess all the other sticky threads in the other forums weren't enough. You had to post the "rules" in the one place where the rules mean the least. Let's hope this get's pinned eh? :mfinger:
 

Descent

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I wasn't sucking up to the mods at all. I just got sick of all the bland "Johnny Kuntz" style shit here, and wrote this out of anger. As it evolved, I realized it was pretty funny, and had good value. It was never going to be this big, it was only going to have three things. By the end, I realized that it may be a good sticky. I had no clue why it took me so long to realize that :confused:.
 

gehtfuct

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To those of you conserned.
I hear that I may be gehtting fired because I'm not as cool as shep7+5=3.
Keep on your toes,and the job might be yours. The downside is;for shemp75 to think you're cool,you'll have to let him bust a Marine nut in your shit tube. I'm guessing that's why he doesn't like me,I wont shut up and just bend over for her.

Good luck.
 

_Kitana_

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gehtfuct said:
To those of you conserned.
I hear that I may be gehtting fired because I'm not as cool as shep7+5=3.
Keep on your toes,and the job might be yours. The downside is;for shemp75 to think you're cool,you'll have to let him bust a Marine nut in your shit tube. I'm guessing that's why he doesn't like me,I wont shut up and just bend over for her.

Good luck.
like hell they will get rid of you for shep
 

gehtfuct

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_Kitana_ said:
like hell they will get rid of you for shep
Relax. I was just kidding. In a few months,I'll own this dump.
(eight more weekly payments of $3.75 and it's mine)

I wasn't kidding about shemp75,though.
 

LewdM@thew

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if gehtfuct gets fucked, ill burn this motherfucker down :thumbsdn:

[edit] oh...i was going to do it regaurdless, but ill still burn this motherfucker down :thumbsdn:
 

dustinzgirl

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junglizm said:
I have to post images in large annoying font to make up for my lack of penis skin.

Thats way to big of an image and really fucking annoying.
 

Jung

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dustinzgirl said:
Thats way to big of an image and really fucking annoying.
It all fits in my browser window. ;)
 

dustinzgirl

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junglizm said:
It all fits in my browser window. ;)
Which is largely part of why it remains. It is in fact still annoying, but I could not in good consience abuse my powers and remove it simply on the annoyance factor. Well, actually I could, I just didnt want to listen to anyone fucking whine about it. ;)
 

Jung

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I won't wine. If you seriously want it removed, just ask.
 

dustinzgirl

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junglizm said:
I won't wine. If you seriously want it removed, just ask.

Im just fucking with you. Its annoying, but not that bad. LOL. And the cool thing about being a Mod: If I want it removed, i can do it myself! (Initiate evil laughter sequence:)

Muah-ha-ha-HA! :p
 

_Kitana_

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dustinzgirl said:
Im just fucking with you. Its annoying, but not that bad. LOL. And the cool thing about being a Mod: If I want it removed, i can do it myself! (Initiate evil laughter sequence:)

Muah-ha-ha-HA! :p
you can also ban him too...

muah hahahaha.... wait so can i?

MUAH AHAHAHAHA....
 

Jung

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I can feel the love now. Go, go, nazi moderators?

:cool:
 
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Descent said:
I wasn't sucking up to the mods at all. I just got sick of all the bland "Johnny Kuntz" style shit here, and wrote this out of anger. As it evolved, I realized it was pretty funny, and had good value. It was never going to be this big, it was only going to have three things. By the end, I realized that it may be a good sticky. I had no clue why it took me so long to realize that :confused:.
oh please mods, can you sticky this thread? it's so important!
 

1ct-on!

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oh man johnny what happened to you ?? are you the reincarantion of Jesus ?? ---->
 
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