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gumercules' wtf quote of the day
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well i missed a couple of days, but that's because of some bannings and disappearances
but today we've got a winner for sure
TODAY'S QUOTE:
You are the most worthless piece of shit I have witnessed in my whole life, I compare you with garbage and when I see garbage I usually say "Oh isn't that chris?", BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE GARBAGE ALSO.
-MrNewbie
but today we've got a winner for sure
TODAY'S QUOTE:
You are the most worthless piece of shit I have witnessed in my whole life, I compare you with garbage and when I see garbage I usually say "Oh isn't that chris?", BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE GARBAGE ALSO.
-MrNewbie
Yet another case of a very telling username
TODAY'S QUOTE:
Neither... because A: Dustinzgirl is like... a mother of 5 children (If I remember correctly), and her boobs are... not... real... as soon as she becomes a mother? *teenage beleif*
And I'm not in to the peanus.
So I'm voting neither.
-NoSubstance
this one's even more unclear without context... it's from this thread
TODAY'S QUOTE:
Neither... because A: Dustinzgirl is like... a mother of 5 children (If I remember correctly), and her boobs are... not... real... as soon as she becomes a mother? *teenage beleif*
And I'm not in to the peanus.
So I'm voting neither.
-NoSubstance
this one's even more unclear without context... it's from this thread
this is the first quote of the day that didn't make me slap my forehead
TODAY'S QUOTE:
There you go again, falsely putting additional meaning in what was said. I'm not fishing for anything. I merely take what was said at face value. Meanwhile, you read additional meaning in everything. Thus you have a higher propensity for misreading. Where as, I have no chance of misreading what was said since I take the comments at face value. If you see racism, it's because of your false readings and interpretations.
When one removes the chance of misinterpreting or implying false-meanings in what was said in this thread by taking everything at face value, the only racist comments found are made by you, junglizm. That is the reality of the situation.
-BRiT
bra-VO!
TODAY'S QUOTE:
There you go again, falsely putting additional meaning in what was said. I'm not fishing for anything. I merely take what was said at face value. Meanwhile, you read additional meaning in everything. Thus you have a higher propensity for misreading. Where as, I have no chance of misreading what was said since I take the comments at face value. If you see racism, it's because of your false readings and interpretations.
When one removes the chance of misinterpreting or implying false-meanings in what was said in this thread by taking everything at face value, the only racist comments found are made by you, junglizm. That is the reality of the situation.
-BRiT
bra-VO!
We're a little behind, so I'll have two today.
TODAY'S QUOTE #1:
Ok, you are not making any sence once so ever. Thats the problem with school kids these days, they don't do their work. I think thier mommies or Daddies should take that away from them rather than let them fell and become stupid. Don't you agree?
-Cuddlemuffin
More compelling evidence has never been presented to me
TODAY'S QUOTE #2:
i thought cd's were made of silicon? silicon is the same as melted sand.
-Mrfurious
Why yes. Yes it is.
TODAY'S QUOTE #1:
Ok, you are not making any sence once so ever. Thats the problem with school kids these days, they don't do their work. I think thier mommies or Daddies should take that away from them rather than let them fell and become stupid. Don't you agree?
-Cuddlemuffin
More compelling evidence has never been presented to me
TODAY'S QUOTE #2:
i thought cd's were made of silicon? silicon is the same as melted sand.
-Mrfurious
Why yes. Yes it is.
We have another tie!
TODAY'S QUOTE #1:
And last week I was fingerbanging a two year younger girl, and she thinks that we are a couple! (I'll probly rip her fucking head off someday...) And in the middle of this I think I have falled in love in one of my girls in my class.
-Pronby
TODAY'S QUOTE #2:
This thread is for all people who think neds* Think they rule the world and think they are the best shit there is no good poeple in the world and that they rule everthing
-$pankey, here
TODAY'S QUOTE #1:
And last week I was fingerbanging a two year younger girl, and she thinks that we are a couple! (I'll probly rip her fucking head off someday...) And in the middle of this I think I have falled in love in one of my girls in my class.
-Pronby
TODAY'S QUOTE #2:
This thread is for all people who think neds* Think they rule the world and think they are the best shit there is no good poeple in the world and that they rule everthing
-$pankey, here
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