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Haikus

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Cramped up and screaming
tightly pressed against the wall,
prison shower time sucks.

The world finds a
peaceful existance at last,
half off sale on weed.

Here comes the circus.
Today's freakshow attraction:
Michael Jackson's trial.
 
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Aliensavant said:
Cramped up and screaming
tightly pressed against the wall,
prison shower time sucks.

The world finds a
peaceful existance at last,
half off sale on weed.

Here comes the circus.
Today's freakshow attraction:
Michael Jackson's trial.
I fucked up the first one. It was supposed to say prison showers suck.
 
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No biggie. It's still good. And you could always just edit anyway.
 

dustinzgirl

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#5
decent. i hate haikus though, but not too bad for being them.
 

Icarus

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:thumbsdn: I've already covered this.
 
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I have to say: I'm not that impressed. Interesting, and all, but needs work.

Icarus said:
:thumbsdn: I've already covered this.
Yeah, this might have been better placed in Icky's thread. Then again, we always appreciate new writer's around here.
 

WTFNation

"I'm a Song From The 60s"
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Taylor_Blade said:
Nope, just don't see a point in you two shitting on this posters thread.
Ah, the voice of truth
Speaks out against thread shitting
It falls on deaf ears
 

dustinzgirl

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#13
Taylor_Blade said:
Nope, just don't see a point in you two shitting on this posters thread.
Which is why those are deleted. Thank you. Dont shit in our forum. Got that boys?
 

WTFNation

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dustinzgirl said:
Which is why those are deleted. Thank you. Dont shit in our forum. Got that boys?
Did you delete my post? I was posting on the topic of the thread! Why did you delete it?
 

hedgehog4572068

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#15
Those bastards are dead.
I'm running out of ammo.
This game fucking rocks!
 

dustinzgirl

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#16
WTFNation said:
Did you delete my post? I was posting on the topic of the thread! Why did you delete it?
Because im retarded. Sorry. Fixed.
 

WTFNation

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dustinzgirl said:
Because im retarded. Sorry. Fixed.

Struck by a brain-fart
DG hit the 'delete' key
One too many times

Sort of zen, isn't it?
 
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Ok, didn't know haiku's struck such a chord on this site. Sorry Icarus, not trying to steal your thunder. The fact is I'm still a newbie and didn't know you had already posted something like this. I'll do more research next time.
 

dustinzgirl

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#19
Aliensavant said:
Ok, didn't know haiku's struck such a chord on this site. Sorry Icarus, not trying to steal your thunder. The fact is I'm still a newbie and didn't know you had already posted something like this. I'll do more research next time.
Dont stress. The only person you have to worry about irking is me. So far, you are doing fine. Now share some poetry!!! Not haikus...lol