WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

Haikus

Miss Leo

Clitpickle
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#1
Ode du Moi

Lioness, you left.
Wearing leopard print spandex--
Atleast in my mind.
 

gumercules

Ultra Mega
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#2
:rotflmao:
*edited* They was driving me nutz....sorry.

*tear wipe* and nobody even knows why it's funny

what the fuck dot com
you use up all of my time
now i will fail tests
 
#3
Ice on sidewalk slips
Branches scratch my fucking face
nature kicks my ass

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Bob spent years drinking
his liver is all like, screw this
drunk fun leaves with it

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flowers bloom magic
mountain air sparkles shimmers
fuck this, I am done
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
Staff
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#6
Just did bong hits
french bread pizza in oven
pass the cheetos
 

morelos

lexicon incognito
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#7
girls' night at the bar:
ladies get beer at half price;
buy me a drink, bitch.
 

morelos

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#9
make yourself useful.
this time i really mean it:
go and clean the house.