breakology said:
Spoken like a true Jehovah's witness
OH, man. We were out trick or treating last night, me and the pack, and we were pretty much all dressed up. So we come to this house, the lights are on, the porch light is on, and the gate is open. We walk up to the porch, and on thier door is a sign that says
"In Honor of the Sabbath, we will not be participating in Halloween"
And these guys are all sitting around the table, dressed in suits and sweaters and the girls are in dresses, eating Sunday dinner, and they dont even glance up when we walk up to thier porch.
OK that is all well and good, and I get their point, but why didnt they put thier fucking sign on the gate?
Because they wanted everyone to walk up to thier door so that they could snub them and show off what a bunch of dressed up church people they are.
I wanted to put a rock through thier window. But I didnt, because my ability to overcome my basic urges for violence has grown since high school.