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has anyone been to hell besides me?

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vampirechick209

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u know i have realized that i am damned to earth for all eternaty u know but can they have some deasont food on this damn planet i have tryed everything and nothin suits my taste......................but wait i came back from hell that means that i am a vampire! shit that is right!yay! i rock but u know that i am on the move! haha but ne ways that is the worst thing that u can find out that u are lookin for food and u cant find it but then realize that u are a vampire!?!?!?!? man i suck! shit were is the god damn ppl here that are willin to do anything man that is weird that u have to forse ppl to be ur slave an do what ever in hell u want them too......damn that is hard to find ppl like that,that will do that for u!!!! i need some minions!!! haha is there any ppl that wanna be my minions? if so juss im me at DFairyFly@aol.com hahahaha :p :sword: can any one stop me? i can answer that NO! hahaha i am funny!!! juss try me :D
 
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whatever you say, elizabeth bathory.

and yes, i have been to hell... i'm still there.
 
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i could be a minion to u..alls i got is luv in me and if anyone's nice enough i'll do almost anything for them..no one can stop the feelings inside me, they control my every thought and motion

...but if ur plans for evil, i'll have to back off cuz there's no evil within me and my luv cannot switch over to the dark side
i was once called vampire...now i hear i'm a sweetheart, go fig..it's great
 
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TheGunslinger85

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I've been to Hell. I'm playing that level in Doom 3 at this very moment... :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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RGN-dRaGoN

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Seije said:
i could be a minion to u..alls i got is luv in me and if anyone's nice enough i'll do almost anything for them..no one can stop the feelings inside me, they control my every thought and motion

...but if ur plans for evil, i'll have to back off cuz there's no evil within me and my luv cannot switch over to the dark side
i was once called vampire...now i hear i'm a sweetheart, go fig..it's great
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nice seije, most guys dont talk about love, they like to act kool
 
Unforgiven

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RGN-dRaGoN said:
nice seije, most guys dont talk about love, they like to act kool
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feel da wub.

yeah... i'm full of it too...

(love, that is).

i used to not be that way... but i won't bore you with my life story :)
 
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RGN-dRaGoN

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Unforgiven said:
feel da wub.

yeah... i'm full of it too...

(love, that is).

i used to not be that way... but i won't bore you with my life story :)
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no no no... carry on, i got AAAAAAAAALLLLLL nite
 
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RGN-dRaGoN said:
nice seije, most guys dont talk about love, they like to act kool
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yea...where's the <3

i've always said i'm not the average guy...i still have no luv life, yet it's the only thing i can think about everyday and look forward to....i don't know who i'll ever end up with, i dont know if i've ever met the right person, there are those in mine but reasons i cannot push on
....and i think if i find no one after i'm 25...luv will die in me, darkness will consume me, and death will be right around the corner holding my dagger....

until then...i'm just going to be the sweet heart i am, nice to anyone who wishes to be the same, for now..i'm always here for anyone
 
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i understand, having no love life can be quite harsh, just keep searching man, shes out there, dont give up, commiting suicide isnt the answer, i used to wanna commit suicide for bassicly the same reason u did, until my grandpa spoke to me, that one day, i was going to do it... i was practilly on my knees, almost looking for some tool, just to end it, when, he spoke to me, from heaven, telling me to hold on and telling me i had a purpose, and man, so do you we all have purposes, u just gotta take the time out, and find them. ur a good person seije, just keep searching

-Anthony
 
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i understand, having no love life can be quite harsh, just keep searching man, shes out there, dont give up, commiting suicide isnt the answer, i used to wanna commit suicide for bassicly the same reason u did, until my grandpa spoke to me, that one day, i was going to do it... i was practilly on my knees, almost looking for some tool, just to end it, when, he spoke to me, from heaven, telling me to hold on and telling me i had a purpose, and man, so do you we all have purposes, u just gotta take the time out, and find them. ur a good person seije, just keep searching

-Anthony
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sumtimes i feel like i'll always be searching...but i'm sure the time will come...for now i will always hold true to my real personality..and let it live on, and the first girl that wants me for who i am, i'll hope things work out
 
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vampirechick209 said:
u know i have realized that i am damned to earth for all eternaty u know but can they have some deasont food on this damn planet i have tryed everything and nothin suits my taste......................but wait i came back from hell that means that i am a vampire! shit that is right!yay! i rock but u know that i am on the move! haha but ne ways that is the worst thing that u can find out that u are lookin for food and u cant find it but then realize that u are a vampire!?!?!?!? man i suck! shit were is the god damn ppl here that are willin to do anything man that is weird that u have to forse ppl to be ur slave an do what ever in hell u want them too......damn that is hard to find ppl like that,that will do that for u!!!! i need some minions!!! haha is there any ppl that wanna be my minions? if so juss im me at DFairyFly@aol.com hahahaha :p :sword: can any one stop me? i can answer that NO! hahaha i am funny!!! juss try me :D
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vampirechick209 said:
u know i have realized that i am damned to earth for all eternaty u know but can they have some deasont food on this damn planet i have tryed everything and nothin suits my taste......................but wait i came back from hell that means that i am a vampire! shit that is right!yay! i rock but u know that i am on the move! haha but ne ways that is the worst thing that u can find out that u are lookin for food and u cant find it but then realize that u are a vampire!?!?!?!? man i suck! shit were is the god damn ppl here that are willin to do anything man that is weird that u have to forse ppl to be ur slave an do what ever in hell u want them too......damn that is hard to find ppl like that,that will do that for u!!!! i need some minions!!! haha is there any ppl that wanna be my minions? if so juss im me at DFairyFly@aol.com hahahaha :p :sword: can any one stop me? i can answer that NO! hahaha i am funny!!! juss try me :D
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Man. And I thought www.wtf.com could have done a little better job on a background check when I joined, but this one here takes the coke cake.

If you have to say "I rock" you probably don't, or you smoke crack.

If you have to say "I'm funny" then you're probably Tom Arnold.
 
MaxPower

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I was once in hell, but it was just a 20 minut layover on the way to Detroit
 
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vampirechick209

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my quote on food and me being a vampire

wait wow wow wow u guys took it to the limit! GOD DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN?well i am not!i understand that i am the devil and i am a vampire but shit damn it is hard to find desont food on this damn planet nothing is right!
all i wanted to do is to make some ppl talk! shit why do ppl take me seriously?


BUT I DO LOVE THE ATTENCHION!

ohh and for the guy that says "he is a nice guy" then yea i am for evil but i dont have to be evil i can be a complete angel i think! :p :D :cool:
 
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vampirechick209 said:
wait wow wow wow u guys took it to the limit! GOD DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN?well i am not!i understand that i am the devil and i am a vampire but shit damn it is hard to find desont food on this damn planet nothing is right!
all i wanted to do is to make some ppl talk! shit why do ppl take me seriously?


BUT I DO LOVE THE ATTENCHION!

ohh and for the guy that says "he is a nice guy" then yea i am for evil but i dont have to be evil i can be a complete angel i think! :p :D :cool:
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hey geuss what i am evil to we can be evil together, welcome to the evil club
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deus_ex_machina

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hey geuss what i am evil to we can be evil together, welcome to the evil club
6§Ic6
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thats cool how do you do that little "s" symbol?
 
Unforgiven

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deus_ex_machina said:
thats cool how do you do that little "s" symbol?
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hit alt+f4, then you have to reformat your hard drive and install windows 3.1 :)
 
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