have you ever woke up with the thaught GOD i WANNA FUCK

[darksinner]

lol cus if you do that sucks
wake up and constantly think that thaught then when i get internet time that hot wife of mine makes it all worse
its like getting blue balls from a hot chick 8,000 miles away
and being surrounded by the better part of 1,000 guys all the time
sigh this just sucks its ruining my sex life
lmfao

oh btw kit read my prophile haha how ya like me now

 

[Skorch]

Yet another reason to want to bring our boys home. Bush, the ruiner of a thousand sex lives. Oh well, good luck over there and enjoy the porn.

 

[darksinner]

hahaha


um yeah
RUINED my poor sex life
lol
i miss you kit

 

[_Kitana_]

You are not getting sex for that profile.


EVER EVER AGAIN.


*pouts*

 

[morelos]

its like getting blue balls from a hot chick 8,000 miles away

that SERIOUSLY SUCKS. i lived 350 miles away from my gf for a few months and my god, did that suck. but i wasn't deployed anywhere a zillion miles away where i couldn't occasionally sneak down there to see her.

my extreme condolences, on many levels.

~ dan ~

 

[CopyLifted]

Usually when I wake up it's "God I gotta piss."

 

[magnolia]

Diddo. I don't feel "lonely" until nightfall.

 

[MaxPower]

I think You meant have I ever Not woke up and thought that.

 

[Unforgiven]

i feel lonely all day and all night...

damn, this sucks

 

[gehtfuct]

I usually wake up to a hot cup of coffee,look around a bit....
Then I treat myself to a violent monkey spank.(underware ads)
....Oh c'mon,you show me a guy who doesnt bend it,and i'll show you a friggin liar.....

 

[Bullshyt]

Frickin' pill!

 

[Descent]

Jeez...

I wake up and think that every day. When you are 15 and haven't even hit first base, and girls hate you, it pisses you off...

The thing is, I'm different than most desperate people. I don't give a shit what she looks like, but if she is stupid, fuck it. I would never want to be in bed with a stupid person. I actually want brains over looks, but sadly there is only one girl like that in school, and we're just friends.

My school is a shithole. Nothing but preps, and retards when it comes to girls. I would really like if she was Asian, not only do I like the way Asian girls look, but their personality is better and they tend to be smarter, in my opinion.

 

[morelos]

My school is a shithole. Nothing but preps, and retards when it comes to girls. I would really like if she was Asian, not only do I like the way Asian girls look, but their personality is better and they tend to be smarter, in my opinion.

not so much smarter, but with different values. asian families tend to value education more than, say, hispanic families. and yeah, it means they come off as smarter.

but i know PLENTY of asian girls who think that by 25 a guy had better have graduated out of his accord or integra/rsx into a nice bmw 3-series.

no kidding. fuck california.

~ dan ~

 

[magnolia]

We have like 2 asian ppl in our school. One is a druggie, and the other graduated and went to cosmetology school cuz she's as dumb as a brick.

 

[Black Flame]

My school is a shithole. Nothing but preps, and retards when it comes to girls.

hell i know what you mean. the girls in my school are either preppies, posers, or know-it-alls. pretty much the same with the guys, but i can still get along better with guys than with girls. and not to mention it's gotta be the least multicultural school ever!

 

[magnolia]

My school had no cultural diversity until last year. Caucasion ever single one of us.

 

[morelos]

now here's one thing for which i can thank my san franciscan upbringing.

1) many colors (20% black, 20% white, 20% hispanic, 20% asian, 20% other at my high school; no joke)
2) many native languages (english, spanish, mandarin, cantonese, russian, french, tagalog and vietnamese are the ones i can remember offhand)
3) many religious practices (buddhism, flavors of christianity, islam, hindu, sikh, and atheism)

i grew up in one diverse fucking area.

~ dan ~

 

[Halfpintrocker]

well hey once you do get to come home she will make it all up to you... make it even better than it would be if you were always there... a little time away from each other can do so much.

 

[deus_ex_machina]

look a burger..... :burga: and a guy on the floor... thats so cool

 

[Halfpintrocker]

okay dude seek professional help...