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VenomHowell

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Alright, I've done the long ass intro thing too much in the past because I'm long winded... So I'll make this short and sweet:

I'm a cynical bastard, a jackass to all but close friends. I have a completely demented sense of humour to go with it. I play hockey and do plenty of stuff with computers, both are primary hobbies of mine. Halo 2 and Neverwinter Nights currently dominate my interests. I also listen to metal and industrial music, focusing mainly on Megadeth...

And I'm also a bisexual with a strong male preference. How's that for a kicker?

Oh well, off to rant, bitch, and moan about anything and everything.
 

Bullshyt

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VenomHowell said:
Alright, I've done the long ass intro thing too much in the past because I'm long winded... So I'll make this short and sweet:

I'm a cynical bastard, a jackass to all but close friends. I have a completely demented sense of humour to go with it. I play hockey and do plenty of stuff with computers, both are primary hobbies of mine. Halo 2 and Neverwinter Nights currently dominate my interests. I also listen to metal and industrial music, focusing mainly on Megadeth...

And I'm also a bisexual with a strong male preference. How's that for a kicker?

Oh well, off to rant, bitch, and moan about anything and everything.


Who the fuck do you think you are coming in here all cocky and bragging? Good riddins man and you better live up to your word! :thumbsup:
 

VenomHowell

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Because, aside for my normal inferiority complex, I'm an arrogant cock.

How's that for an oxymoron?
 
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Why did you feel it necessary to reveal your sexuality on your first post ?

No shit....I mean when I join a new board I don't come out and say I like to fuck fat bottomed girls .

So why do you think I give a shit that you like to hold pee pees from both pee pee patches ?

Inquireing minds need to know .
 

VenomHowell

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For a few reasons: It gives rhyme and reason to my cynicism of the masses, due to blatant homophobia and prejudice...

And I like to annoy people...

Plus, I like to make it clear that I'm free from vaginal tyranny and I'm a bit of a misogynest as well...

I'm rambling, because I'm still dizzy with the flu.

It was just something to put down.

Well, Whatever now *collapses*
 

Smoke

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Grumpy Old Man said:
No shit....I mean when I join a new board I don't come out and say I like to fuck fat bottomed girls .
You like fucking fat bottom girls? Yuck.
 

VenomHowell

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Best of both worlds, I say :cool:... But no, I'm not bi just for the pleasure of it, I'm bi because I had no choice in the matter and am currently in love with the greatest guy in the damn world. Yeah ;)
 

Smoke

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VenomHowell said:
Best of both worlds, I say :cool:... But no, I'm not bi just for the pleasure of it, I'm bi because I had no choice in the matter and am currently in love with the greatest guy in the damn world. Yeah ;)
Well thats cool..