Hello everyone...

[VenomHowell]

Alright, I've done the long ass intro thing too much in the past because I'm long winded... So I'll make this short and sweet:

I'm a cynical bastard, a jackass to all but close friends. I have a completely demented sense of humour to go with it. I play hockey and do plenty of stuff with computers, both are primary hobbies of mine. Halo 2 and Neverwinter Nights currently dominate my interests. I also listen to metal and industrial music, focusing mainly on Megadeth...

And I'm also a bisexual with a strong male preference. How's that for a kicker?

Oh well, off to rant, bitch, and moan about anything and everything.

 

[Smoke]

Welcome to wtf, Asswipe.

 

[VenomHowell]

Thanks, anal dwelling ass monkey!

 

[Bullshyt]

Alright, I've done the long ass intro thing too much in the past because I'm long winded... So I'll make this short and sweet:

I'm a cynical bastard, a jackass to all but close friends. I have a completely demented sense of humour to go with it. I play hockey and do plenty of stuff with computers, both are primary hobbies of mine. Halo 2 and Neverwinter Nights currently dominate my interests. I also listen to metal and industrial music, focusing mainly on Megadeth...

And I'm also a bisexual with a strong male preference. How's that for a kicker?

Oh well, off to rant, bitch, and moan about anything and everything.

Who the fuck do you think you are coming in here all cocky and bragging? Good riddins man and you better live up to your word!

 

[VenomHowell]

Because, aside for my normal inferiority complex, I'm an arrogant cock.

How's that for an oxymoron?

 

[Bullshyt]

It sucks man, it sucks...

 

[VenomHowell]

That's exactly what I thought. I just needed someone to confirm that opinion.

 

[Smoke]

Thanks, anal dwelling ass monkey!

Anytime.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Why did you feel it necessary to reveal your sexuality on your first post ?

No shit....I mean when I join a new board I don't come out and say I like to fuck fat bottomed girls .

So why do you think I give a shit that you like to hold pee pees from both pee pee patches ?

Inquireing minds need to know .

 

[VenomHowell]

For a few reasons: It gives rhyme and reason to my cynicism of the masses, due to blatant homophobia and prejudice...

And I like to annoy people...

Plus, I like to make it clear that I'm free from vaginal tyranny and I'm a bit of a misogynest as well...

I'm rambling, because I'm still dizzy with the flu.

It was just something to put down.

Well, Whatever now *collapses*

 

[tzedek]

welcome

 

[XsweetnessX]

welcome asslicker

 

[VenomHowell]

Asslicker? Well, ok... My pleasure, and his. BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Smoke]

No shit....I mean when I join a new board I don't come out and say I like to fuck fat bottomed girls .

You like fucking fat bottom girls? Yuck.

 

[skylinec]

Being bi is okay. more options! welcome [sky]

 

[VenomHowell]

Best of both worlds, I say ... But no, I'm not bi just for the pleasure of it, I'm bi because I had no choice in the matter and am currently in love with the greatest guy in the damn world. Yeah

 

[Smoke]

Best of both worlds, I say ... But no, I'm not bi just for the pleasure of it, I'm bi because I had no choice in the matter and am currently in love with the greatest guy in the damn world. Yeah

Well thats cool..

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

You like fucking fat bottom girls? Yuck.

I didn't say that .

I said I never come out and say that . But I see you don't understand my reasoning .

Poor you .

 

[XsweetnessX]

You like fucking fat bottom girls? Yuck.

fat bitches need love to smoke

 

[VenomHowell]

But they gotta pay! Giggity giggity!