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Karl

I like you a lot.
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hey you portentous sacks of hot sex.

i am new here but i look foward to hearing you clamor about how fucking gay you are.:mfinger:
 

Piro

From appaled to applauding, controversy.
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eat shit, little man.

welcome and fuck off:mfinger:
 

Tostig

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Welcome microcephelatic douchebag!

And i'm not gay, i'm just very happy.

So fuck off and welcome again :D
 

Karl

I like you a lot.
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If you all were in the range of my fists the proverbial union between them and your faces would be strong. Stronger even than the union between Jessica and Nick which I'm sure will last infinity times the age of the sun.
 

CopyLifted

Funnier than a 5th grader
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Karl said:
If you all were in the range of my fists the proverbial union between them and your faces would be strong. Stronger even than the union between Jessica and Nick which I'm sure will last infinity times the age of the sun.
If you were in the range of my car, I would run your ass over, just as sure as I ran that cat over last night.

Welcome aboard and don't be a dumbass.

I can see that is too late though.
 

Slacker

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Welcome, remember internet: Serious Business. Don't fuck it up.
 

Tostig

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It's fun to be diabolical...

except when trying to drink something with a straw. Hard to seem intimidating when trying to get your mouth around it.
 

Karl

I like you a lot.
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I am on the internet to expand my lol capacity. I am on the verge!
 

gehtfuct

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Move along kiddos. If anyone is going to do some asskicking around here, it'll be me.
Try...and you'll lose at the internets. :flamed:

Welcome, new fuckers.
 

Karl

I like you a lot.
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If you think you have a right to push me around just because I am new you have some serious thinking to do!

In your head please!!!!
 

gehtfuct

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Karl said:
If you think you have a right to push me around just because I am new you have some serious thinking to do!

In your head please!!!!
Who the fuck are you talking to, sweetpea?