WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

hello

sire

we like it loud.
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just thought i would say hello. i am obviously a noob here. yeaaaaaaaah. bye
 

gehtfuct

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Welcome to the shithouse,kid. Have a look around,enjoy the free cheese buffet.
I feel the need to give fair warning before you begin your quest for spiritual creaminess,here at WTF.

1. Stay out of Bait&Tackle unless you've had your tetanus shot.
2. It's customary for the new members to go Muddfishin' with the Admin tag-team Champions.
3. Stay clear of the JohnnyK newbspawns.

Have fun.
 
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Welcome FuckBag! I would suggest you read gehtfuct's guidelines, for if you don’t you will most likely be ass raped by Johnny and his minions. Other than that, please enjoy your stay.
 

bnccoder

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Edit: Watch grammar, some people here can be real asses about it.
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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You appear to have forgotten a comma, you drooling fuckstash.
 

bnccoder

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rcarhar said:
You appear to have forgotten a comma, you drooling fuckstash.
Thank you, be sure to have a fucked-off rest of the day.
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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You mean March 2nd? Or day as in, until you go to bed, coz I will be doing so soon, meaning I won if that's what you meant. :V
 

bnccoder

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Since there is so little time left in the day, it will extend to the end of March 2nd. Although, if I continue to have problems with you it will be extended to "Have a fucked-off rest of your life."
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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Ah, clarity. Thank you, good night. :eek:
 

bnccoder

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You're Welcome. Just had to get the last word.
 

DIZNUTS

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lol.....ye welcum to wtf, enjoy your stay *snoooooooort* dont mind the white powder on my nose.......want some?
 

rcarhar

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Hour one of day one: I have bad breath. Thanks a lot, fucker. :sword:
 

DIZNUTS

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rcarhar said:
Hour one of day one: I have bad breath. Thanks a lot, fucker. :sword:
damn i thought that was my dog
 

rcarhar

There goes a clever gent
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Oh, great, now I have a gay stalker in my apartment. And he brought his dog for some reason.
 

Bibas

That's Illogical.
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Could you fuckin' stop your chit-idiotic-spam-chat ?! This is NOT the place for it.
 

rcarhar

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I'm sorry... Someone must find it amusing, or I would've assumed this thread be deleted. :mfinger:
 

gehtfuct

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rcarhar said:
I'm sorry... Someone must find it amusing, or I would've assumed this thread be deleted. :mfinger:
There was no need to delete this thread until the thread crapping began.
Follow Bibas' advice and move the monkey chat to it's proper forum,please.

...or,BIGdaddygehtfuct will help you on your way.

Thank you.
 

Easty

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Bibas, amen to that. second, welcome fucker! get ur sorry ass to the boards!
 

asdalover

God, i'm bored!
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Er, hi there. You soon get used to the language in here!