This morning i got home from working a 12hr midnight shift and started watching last nights "Rescue Me" about half way through the phone rings, it's my 8yr old daughter's school, calling to inform me she threatened a teacher's life. Right away instant rage flows through me as this is the last thing I needed to hear after a particularly fucked night at work. Calmly I finish the phone conversation and set up an appointment for a teacher conference (just what I fucking wanted to do on my Friday off!!!) Now my problem is "what is a suitable punishment?" that's where you all come in. I am willing to take any and all Suggetions into consideration providing they don't cost money (no Military School) or involve a beating.
Corporal Punishment suggestions very welcome , I usually make her assume the dead cockroach position, lying on back arms and legs held in the air for set amount of time if she drops her arms or legs to the floor, times starts over, yeah it sounds mean but i'm not beating her and it usually isn't for more than five minutes. ten if she really really fucked up.
For most major fuckups she happens to have that works along with being grounded from friends, tv, and leaving the house. I need something more creative and ...well just different this time cause she just stepped into a huge world o' shit.
So let me know what you would do in my shoes. remember she is only 8yrs.old. and i'm not gonna hit her (I'm 6'5" 260lbs, i'd be in jail before the tears hit the floor)
Please send your suggestion now and you too can help a child crying out for an asswhupping.
Corporal Punishment suggestions very welcome , I usually make her assume the dead cockroach position, lying on back arms and legs held in the air for set amount of time if she drops her arms or legs to the floor, times starts over, yeah it sounds mean but i'm not beating her and it usually isn't for more than five minutes. ten if she really really fucked up.
For most major fuckups she happens to have that works along with being grounded from friends, tv, and leaving the house. I need something more creative and ...well just different this time cause she just stepped into a huge world o' shit.
So let me know what you would do in my shoes. remember she is only 8yrs.old. and i'm not gonna hit her (I'm 6'5" 260lbs, i'd be in jail before the tears hit the floor)
Please send your suggestion now and you too can help a child crying out for an asswhupping.