Help me

[UberSkippy]

I need to get in touch with my inner anger.

I'm new to the boards and damnit, I know I'm pretty pissed off about things, I just need to get in touch with that anger.

 

[Captain 151]

i recommend you start drinking heavily. You'll find that the words flow much easier that way. Unless, you drink so much that the words flow so easily, nobody can understand them. Find your own "target zone". Good luck and welcome to the boards.

 

[gehtfuct]

Welcome to the site. Feel free to shit till your hearts content. We have several forums at your disposal just for your needs.
While you're on your way to being a well respected WTF.com member,please stop by to read the forum rules.

This infomation is there for you,so you might enjoy your stay.
...and to keep you from being bent over a barrel by the Admins in the cockfarm.

Enjoy.

 

[TheLampIncident]

i recommend you start drinking heavily. You'll find that the words flow much easier that way. Unless, you drink so much that the words flow so easily, nobody can understand them. Find your own "target zone". Good luck and welcome to the boards.

You put my anger in your signature and I've never been drunk before.

Sometimes all it takes is years of oppression and depression.

 

[Captain 151]

You put my anger in your signature and I've never been drunk before.

Sometimes all it takes is years of oppression and depression.

Of course, what is good for the goose is not always good for the gander. I commend you for finding that inner rage without the aide of alcohol.

 

[skylinec]

Welcome to Wtf.com. Don't talk to jason or he will bite your head off. He's the devil.

 

[UberSkippy]

i recommend you start drinking heavily. You'll find that the words flow much easier that way. Unless, you drink so much that the words flow so easily, nobody can understand them. Find your own "target zone". Good luck and welcome to the boards.

After one particularly fine night of potato moonshine (I live in Idaho for Christ's sake) I picked a fight. But not just ANY fight. I picked a fight with a fucking llama. I am proud to say I heald my own. For 2 seconds. After that he kicked the holy living shit out of me.

A couple of things to remember about llamas:
1. Just because they're smaller than a cammel doesn't mean they aren't as bitchy as one.
2. Llamas are pack animals. Which means they're sure footed and VERY VERY strong.
3. Llamas by nature are pissed off. Fucking with a llama does nothing to improve their mood.
4. If you choose to fight a llama avoid the "tackle and sucker punch" method.

So there you go, rage and alcohol consumption in one package. Please people, learn from me. If you insist on screwing around with barnyard animals get REALLY REALLY drunk first. It hurts a whole lot less.

 

[bigck3000]

If you insist on screwing around with barnyard animals get REALLY REALLY drunk first. It hurts a whole lot less.

 

[DIZNUTS]

After one particularly fine night of potato moonshine (I live in Idaho for Christ's sake) I picked a fight. But not just ANY fight. I picked a fight with a fucking llama. I am proud to say I heald my own. For 2 seconds. After that he kicked the holy living shit out of me.

A couple of things to remember about llamas:
1. Just because they're smaller than a cammel doesn't mean they aren't as bitchy as one.
2. Llamas are pack animals. Which means they're sure footed and VERY VERY strong.
3. Llamas by nature are pissed off. Fucking with a llama does nothing to improve their mood.
4. If you choose to fight a llama avoid the "tackle and sucker punch" method.

So there you go, rage and alcohol consumption in one package. Please people, learn from me. If you insist on screwing around with barnyard animals get REALLY REALLY drunk first. It hurts a whole lot less.

damn lmmfao

p.s. welcum to wtf
p.p.s. fuck you

 

[Easty]

kwichur bitchin'! get ur over-angry ass to the boards and tell the rest of society how pissed off you are!

we're all here to help. think of it as a social group on steriods!