tbsrk said:
i recommend you start drinking heavily. You'll find that the words flow much easier that way. Unless, you drink so much that the words flow so easily, nobody can understand them. Find your own "target zone". Good luck and welcome to the boards.
After one particularly fine night of potato moonshine (I live in Idaho for Christ's sake) I picked a fight. But not just ANY fight. I picked a fight with a fucking llama. I am proud to say I heald my own. For 2 seconds. After that he kicked the holy living shit out of me.
A couple of things to remember about llamas:
1. Just because they're smaller than a cammel doesn't mean they aren't as bitchy as one.
2. Llamas are pack animals. Which means they're sure footed and VERY VERY strong.
3. Llamas by nature are pissed off. Fucking with a llama does nothing to improve their mood.
4. If you choose to fight a llama avoid the "tackle and sucker punch" method.
So there you go, rage and alcohol consumption in one package. Please people, learn from me. If you insist on screwing around with barnyard animals get REALLY REALLY drunk first. It hurts a whole lot less.