One time when I was about 12 I was dragged along to some women's group at the church we attended on a Wednesday night. I went and played with a friend, and we got into the discussion of taking a crap (boys will be boys). Well anyway, he told me that I should take a crap off the side of this playground elevated platform, but I decided it'd be cooler to take a steamer right down the attached metal slide. It was a pretty juicy one so it ran down the slide and stopped at the bottom. Guess what? Perfect timing! My mom saw the whole thing and I instead of grounding me, she made me clean the shit up that saturday as all the kids watched me. I did it again 2 months later and didnt get caught.