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"Hey, pay you a quarter to kick you in the balls"

Noob

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Today at school I lost my lunch money, So I decided to earn a quick buck or 2 by letting people kick me in the balls.

Unfortunately, the whole thing got out of hand and my money was took away by the principal and donated to the find a cure for cancer bullshit.

About 30 people kicked me.
 
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sexy said:
Today at school I lost my lunch money, So I decided to earn a quick buck or 2 by letting people kick me in the balls.

Unfortunately, the whole thing got out of hand and my money was took away by the principal and donated to the find a cure for cancer bullshit.

About 30 people kicked me.
That was a very stupid idea, dude. It sucks that you got nothing, though.

Go kick you principle in the nuts, and take your money back! :thumbsup:
 

ChilianFuckFace

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sexy said:
Today at school I lost my lunch money, So I decided to earn a quick buck or 2 by letting people kick me in the balls.

Unfortunately, the whole thing got out of hand and my money was took away by the principal and donated to the find a cure for cancer bullshit.

About 30 people kicked me.
I find this hard to believe. However if it was true. It has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You are putting your self in danger for a few bucks. This reminds me of dumb asses who steal cars or convenience stores. They settle for 200 dollars or whatever instead of planning something and going for the big bucks.
 

n00b head

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Everyone knows that all you have to do is watch pulp fiction and then you can become a gangster and shoot people in the head and rob restaurants without being caught Well either everyone knows or i just made that up.
 

Noob

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ChilianFuckFace said:
I find this hard to believe. However if it was true. It has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You are putting your self in danger for a few bucks. This reminds me of dumb asses who steal cars or convenience stores. They settle for 200 dollars or whatever instead of planning something and going for the big bucks.
Actually, most of the kids at my school are stupid fucks. So I barely got hit there.

Most of the kicks went to my inner thighs.

I still had to walk like those retarded cowboys in western movies.
 

bnccoder

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LMFAO I would have bought a couple of dollars worth of tickets at that price. I've got steel toe boots.
 

Zickddot

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yeah, i'd say its worth 4 kicks for a dollar
 

HaDeS

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thats were the money is im quitting my papers and trying my luck at that.

good idea there
 

DIZNUTS

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bnccoder said:
LMFAO I would have bought a couple of dollars worth of tickets at that price. I've got steel toe boots.
ouch!!!
 
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IDK how you could stand that.....right now at my school, theres abunch of fuckin retards walkin round and hitting eachother in the nuts......well its quite comical but not whwn im the victim.
 

JLXC

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If true don't ever do that stupid shit again! WTF?!?!

My brother would get mad and sneak up and kick me in the balls from behind, he actually did permanent damage to one of my testicles, it's all broken up inside. That shit is serious! Don't! :confused:
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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ChilianFuckFace said:
I find this hard to believe. However if it was true. It has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You are putting your self in danger for a few bucks. This reminds me of dumb asses who steal cars or convenience stores. They settle for 200 dollars or whatever instead of planning something and going for the big bucks.
maybe, but the most ive ever stolen was some guys lunch and pokemon cards.....as you can see it was along time ago.
 
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sexy said:
Today at school I lost my lunch money, So I decided to earn a quick buck or 2 by letting people kick me in the balls.

Unfortunately, the whole thing got out of hand and my money was took away by the principal and donated to the find a cure for cancer bullshit.

About 30 people kicked me.
I'm not tryin' to seem like an asshole or anything man, but I probably would've kicked you in the balls just for being fucking stupid and wouldn't have paid a fuckin' cent for it. You have to admit once you look back on it, you were being fucking retarded. To bad ya got fucked over anyways by your pricipal. Why didn't ya make the same offer to him for the price of letting you off?:slap: I bet he would've taken ya up on that! lol
 
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Dude i have solved that problem what i do is i get something good the night before for dinner or lunch and the next day WALLA i have chinese foor for lunch and i get to beat the bitches back from taking it.
 

DIZNUTS

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ThingX said:
Dude i have solved that problem what i do is i get something good the night before for dinner or lunch and the next day WALLA i have chinese foor for lunch and i get to beat the bitches back from taking it.
....whaa???? :confused:
 
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Hey buddy, you should be on that Jackass movie... you'd fit into the cast perfectly! I'd pay to kick you in the sack! lmafo... Sorry you got screwed over by your principal!

~!Jessica!~
 

Shine

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Jessica43999 said:
Hey buddy, you should be on that Jackass movie... you'd fit into the cast perfectly! I'd pay to kick you in the sack! lmafo... Sorry you got screwed over by your principal!

~!Jessica!~
I thought you were against screwing. :rolleyes:

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Noob

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Jessica43999 said:
Hey buddy, you should be on that Jackass movie... you'd fit into the cast perfectly! I'd pay to kick you in the sack! lmafo... Sorry you got screwed over by your principal!

~!Jessica!~
shit. I totally forgot about this thread. Well basically i have to layout woodchips for the rest of the year. It sucks.