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JLXC

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Long time, no talk. I am alive, barely. To those that don't know me, hi. To those that remember, hey again.

My life has spiraled down and down, you have no fucking idea, seriously.

I'm typing all this by tablet, as I have no home computer, or home. When my wife died January 26, 2012, so ended my life. I literally lost the ability to feel happiness of any kind, and all motivation. Just being honest. Since that time I lost everything else. I'm sitting on the bed of some people I met less than a month ago, and you wouldn't, no couldn't, believe all that has happened since then.

I hope all of you fared better than I.

I still breathe, I sometimes eat, I've lost 150 pounds since you knew me, cut my long hair off, and I've trained my brain to allow me to laugh and smile, though not for the same reasons as everyone else. You have to laugh and smile or people won't hang with you, and others question your sanity.

I'm homeless, unemployment ran out, and I have no desire to rejoin the working force, to be fair, I have few desires.

I help people, that's all that's left. Some residual instinct to make this world a better place. I have truly tried, and succeeded, in helping many people, though not myself, because I no longer care about myself at all. I've become dangerously honest, so I choose who to talk to carefully, though most get a chance to prove what a fucking useless sold out moron they are.

I was right about many of the conspiracies I used to rant about on here, I was just unable to articulate it, and show sources. I am much more informed now. I have started several groups of freedom minded people down the path to really real life, and I am proud of that.

If Obama and friends start shooting up Syria, you'll all see soon enough.

So here I am. Wanted to say hi, and see, the government is watching everything you do, listening to you if your phone is on or not, and is getting ready to wipe America off the map as we know it with world war three, martial law, and economic collapse. Welcome to the real end of things, sooner than you think.
 

Swah

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Glum as ever, but I'm happy you decided to show up :)
 
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You are making steps in the right direction though. Keep it up sweetie. Don't ever let the darkness win, because what lies with in it, is not worth it. One day you will smile again, and laugh. And beat them all.
 

serato

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Damnnn dude, your glass isn't just half empty, it's runnin' on fumes. You need to gas up. Serious. Get you some nitrous oxide and have a few laughs, and what's this shit about a tablet? Stop bragging. I'm logged in on my cell phone bro. Do you know how hard it is to get my porn fix from a phone? It's not. It's easy. It's why I'm not crying. Cheers!
 

tuchmewhereipee

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My favorite conspiracy theorist. :)
I'm very sorry to hear about your misfortunes. Glad to hear you're making the best of it.
 

JLXC

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I remember many of you. Just going to bed, in a bed, the folks here like my honesty, I may stay a while. Thanks for the kind words and greetings. I will type at you soon.

Ever smoke a bowl hidden in a girl's cleavage for three days? I did a couple hours ago, it rated a B- on my f to a scale.
 

jujubee

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Hey, good to see you back, I remember those posts about your wife. It's ok to go through the motions and even take your time doing it, man, fuck what anyone thinks about any of it, including your politics. Most people are morons, anyway, kinda negates any need to give a shit, eh.

I don't have any time but yep, of course you were right, for the most part, fuck the semantics. Some of us have the brains to mourn with you the death of a better time, even if we occupy our time with other things, though I'm sure just from your post you know you're not really alone.

Welcome back
 

Jason

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Welcome back JL. Keep your fuckin head up high bro'!
Key words being: "high" "bro". ;)

Welcome back, JL! Good to see you around these parts again, if even for an occasional brain fart. ;)

My sympathies for everything you have been through, and best wishes for a better outlook in the future.
 

53V3N

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^ You're Canadian. We don't care what you do.

Welcome back, JL!

Get a haircut you freain' hippy!
 

HoneyImHome

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JL! Damn I have wondered about you! I'm so sorry to hear about your misfortunes. I truly hope you stay safe and well and that you can find true happiness soon. /me hugs JLXC (is that still how you kids type emoticons??)
 

JLXC

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I'm still doing far more than most. I still know and hang with lots of interesting people. I am making money. For being homeless since April, I'm doing better than I expected.
 

serato

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Hey, I got your back on most conspiracies. Nobody sings that shit better than The Three Little Bops. Those three little pigs knew exactly what time it is. If you watch this clip, it's the ending that pulls it together. Pay attention to the ending because this is what impressionable kids watch. I'd be curious to know if you can understand what is " really " being said in this '70s cartoon:

Bart & Lisa knew this back in '97:
 

JLXC

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Plug in for vid don't work on this stupid tablet. Gimme youtube links.
 

steelasp

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Sorry to hear of your hardship JLXC. It's good to see you around these parts once more. I hope you find brighter days ahead.