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Hi, I'm a New Fucker...Dammit!

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how about you don't post later... post now... did i say now, i meant RIGHT NOW, dammit
 
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Fine

ok fine then i'll fucking post NOW dammit NOW HARDER DAMMIT HARDER er i mean....um neva mind that'll be later tonight! *acts all innocent*
 
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you must escape from the confines of this thread in order to achieve greatness...
 

Jason

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I see you jumped right in, that's what we ha-- err LOVE to see! ;)

Now, show me some lesbian action. Wait, what were we talking about again?
 
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find me a decent looking chick and i might give ya some BI action but no lesbian shit yet man...still like the male anatomy too much :D
 

Offalittle

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You seem to have a lot of anger. There are lots of drugs to help you. For your sake, as well as ours, please explore that option.
 

Jason

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...and that lesbian thing...
 
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i'm not angry...just frustrated...sexually...plus i quit smoking and that was like the last drug i was doin...if i could find some prescription drugs...hmmm...now that would be interesting...wait i still have some knock out pills...and like i said find me a good lookin chick and i might do some Bi action but no lesbian...yet...
 
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InnocentAngel said:
i'm not angry...just frustrated...sexually...plus i quit smoking and that was like the last drug i was doin...if i could find some prescription drugs...hmmm...now that would be interesting...wait i still have some knock out pills...and like i said find me a good lookin chick and i might do some Bi action but no lesbian...yet...

give us time and well turn you into a proper lezbo licking clit and screaming for more pussy
 

MaxPower

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InnocentAngel said:
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yeah hi...i'm fucking new and i will fucking post later ok?!



You'll Post NOW mister....And Like it!!!
 

MaxPower

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InnocentAngel said:
i'm not angry...just frustrated...sexually...plus i quit smoking and that was like the last drug i was doin...if i could find some prescription drugs...hmmm...now that would be interesting...wait i still have some knock out pills...and like i said find me a good lookin chick and i might do some Bi action but no lesbian...yet...

My kinda woman. My GF would like you. :thumbsup:
 
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sweeeeeeeeeeeeet...oh and by the way

i am NOT A MISTER...i am a MISTRESS

GET IT RIGHT!


:p
 

Sod

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InnocentAngel said:
sweeeeeeeeeeeeet...oh and by the way

i am NOT A MISTER...i am a MISTRESS

GET IT RIGHT!



:p
mistress eh, sounds powerful, yes mistress shall i get a drink for jhonny too?>