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BrIONwoshMunky

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I actually saw that article a while back. It's still one of the best ones I've heard. Mythbusters did an episode about debunking all the "You can't prove I'm drunk," myths. Not a one survived.
 

morelos

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you can beat a breathalyzer if you can perform circular mouth-nose breathing. some wind and brass musicians learn two different types of 'circular breathing,' both of which are designed to allow the player to continue a pitch well past their natural state of empty-lungedness. it involves tricky mouth-nose-diaphragm coordination, but it -is- possible.
 
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eh to beat that you got to be a chick. i was wasted, quite a while back, was driving, from the bar to the house was about 3 blocks. we couldn't leave the car, i can't remember why, so we flipped on whos driving. guess who lost? anyhoo, i got pulled over. don't know why. driving cops off of the road i hear is common. anyways, i was young and dumb. so anyhoo, i got pulled over, they told me that they wanted to breath alize me. i was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I ALWAYS WANTED ONE! he's like are you sure? i was like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
so i did it. fail with flying colors, and got off. god i'm cute! a friend pulled up and said he'd drive us home. so we went and partied the rest of the night. god am i a role model. unless your cute as hell. don't try this at home, or unless you have morals and brains...................then you won't anyways.
 

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based on your blood alcohol content ma'am you are by all rights legally dead and the law doesnt apply to the dead... happy driving!
 

JLXC

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Hey should have tried to eat the cops underwear! Now that would have been a story!
 

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the most un-cute thing in the world is bragging about how cute you are.