Holiday Turkey Recipe


That Guy
thought i'd share this, since it's that time of year again

Holiday Turkey Recipe
Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of Scotch

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of Scotch

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more Scotch's of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 Scotch's of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Scotch another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of Scotchey

Step 13: Bake the Scotch for 4 hours

Step 14: Pour another Scotch of glassey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out