Holy shit, I haven't showered since Friday!

Descent

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But I haven't needed to, because I've been in a freezing cold room thanks to Mr. Cold Front, and Mr. Generic 60's Leaky Windows.

Damn, this sucks. I finally need to shower now but I can't because everyone's asleep.

For the record, I shower ever day.
 

Smoke

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You smell, I can smell you clear across the state.
Ewwwww. Go outside in the sprinkers and shower.
 

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Havok

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Ahh, Descent, it's alright.

I miss a few days when things are hectic, it happens. But seriously, when you begin to smell yourself, you need to get your stinky ass into a shower. :thumbsup:
 

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you know, i just realized how much I don't mind being woken up by someone showering... its kinda calming in a way... then you go back to sleep... where i'm heading now!
 

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Descent said:
But I haven't needed to, because I've been in a freezing cold room thanks to Mr. Cold Front, and Mr. Generic 60's Leaky Windows.

Damn, this sucks. I finally need to shower now but I can't because everyone's asleep.

For the record, I shower ever day.
if you don't shower long enough you can make smegma figurines :thumbsup:
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Descent said:
Holy shit, I haven't showered since Friday!
This is a scary thought! Why may you wonder? Well, simple. Here is the explanation.

We all know Descent is what we call a "WEIRD" kid. We are also all aware he likes Mongolian porn. Now what does a horny little bee do when there is a cold front and he is not able to go outside. (Not saying the Decent ever goes outside) He probably watches MONGOLIAN porn all day and night; masturbation comes to mind. Masturbation + not showering = very unsanitary :confuse:
 

Descent

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Chillian said:
This is a scary thought! Why may you wonder? Well, simple. Here is the explanation.

We all know Descent is what we call a "WEIRD" kid. We are also all aware he likes Mongolian porn. Now what does a horny little bee do when there is a cold front and he is not able to go outside. (Not saying the Decent ever goes outside) He probably watches MONGOLIAN porn all day and night; masturbation comes to mind. Masturbation + not showering = very unsanitary rage/smilies/confused.gif


You seem to have forgotten about SHRINKAGE!

Oh, and also, I love ALL women, but Asians are the best! I like them all better for certain things. The Mongolian thing is a running gag with DIZNUTZ...

*.Minorities > White Wimmenz

DIZNUTZ said:
if you don't shower long enough you can make smegma figurines



LOLOLOLOLOL!
 

meh_it_all

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Dude.. It's tuesday.
Seriously, even though have the common gag about 'save water, lets shower together'
Don't save water, Shower.
Now.
For the sake of all. Let's not make a thread about it, let's jiggle to the showers!!
:thumbsup:
 

DIZNUTS

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meh_it_all said:
Dude.. It's tuesday.
Seriously, even though have the common gag about 'save water, lets shower together'
Don't save water, Shower.
Now.
For the sake of all. Let's not make a thread about it, let's jiggle to the showers!!
:thumbsup:
heh i used to have one of them t-shirts that read "save water, drink beer"
 

wocka

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its only been 4 days, ive gone atleast a week without a shower/change or clothes. i usually wear the same boxers and pants for about 3-4 days then i might take a shower or change them. i dont think im dirty..







and no one tells me i smell :)