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RageAgainst

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K, merry christmas everyone. Allright with that said I just had to tell you about something really fucked up that I saw today. After my shift I was smoking in front of the mall and I saw a fat woman slip on the ice and fall straight on her face. She was moaning and bleeding hardcore, I think she broke most of her teeth. Don't think she will eat any turkey this year. She left in an ambulance. I Just had to share this christmas moment with you guys, I'm still traumatised...holy shit I still hear her moaning..soooo disturbing. Merry Christmas again.
 

Bullshyt

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Thank you so much for giving us that quite disturbing image in our own damn minds. :thumbsup:
 

shep

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Rage against said:
K, merry christmas everyone. Allright with that said I just had to tell you about something really fucked up that I saw today. After my shift I was smoking in front of the mall and I saw a fat woman slip on the ice and fall straight on her face. She was moaning and bleeding hardcore, I think she broke most of her teeth. Don't think she will eat any turkey this year. She left in an ambulance. I Just had to share this christmas moment with you guys, I'm still traumatised...holy shit I still hear her moaning..soooo disturbing. Merry Christmas again.
Man,it suck's to be toothless at christmas,lol.As for you rage,Have a good one :thumbsup:
 

Bullshyt

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Yeah really, I mean, if you lose your teeth right before Christmas, then your chances of using a mistletoe have totally diminished, but I am sure glad it isn't me.
 

shep

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Bullshyt said:
Yeah really, I mean, if you lose your teeth right before Christmas, then your chances of using a mistletoe have totally diminished, but I am sure glad it isn't me.

Me too man,lol.Trying to gnaw on turkey with 1 toof would suck.
 
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well to be toothless at christmas and not eat turkey is shitty but to have no beer is a catastrophy
 

shep

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Nymphchick said:
well to be toothless at christmas and not eat turkey is shitty but to have no beer is a catastrophy
Your god dam right.Beer-less is just wrong.Teef or no toof :thumbsup:
 

Bullshyt

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Yes, but we all must remember, at the 1st annual bongfest, there will be all goods provided. Many kegs of course!! :thumbsup:
 

shep

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Bullshyt said:
Yes, but we all must remember, at the 1st annual bongfest, there will be all goods provided. Many kegs of course!! :thumbsup:
Bong's,keg's and naked chick's :thumbsup:

Atta-boy bullshyt :thumbsup:
 

shep

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rock on with your bad ass self and kegs but to beet the boooonnngggg is not heard of
Why beet it when you can smoke it?
 
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u can't beet it if u can smoke it but my damn beer is out in my car be an angel and go and get it for me shep. and i'll give u a present u'll never forget
 

shep

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Nymphchick said:
u can't beet it if u can smoke it but my damn beer is out in my car be an angel and go and get it for me shep. and i'll give u a present u'll never forget
Dam,No problem. :D
 

Bullshyt

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Its the gift that keeps on giving!! :thumbsup:

See shep, the bongfest has been real beneficial. Shit is all good.
 

shep

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Bullshyt said:
Its the gift that keeps on giving!! :thumbsup:

See shep, the bongfest has been real beneficial. Shit is all good.
Yes indeed it is.Thank's for inviting me to the bong fest :thumbsup:
 

Bullshyt

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Hell, you might as well call the bongfest an official orgy as well, it means all the same anyways. Ahh I got the name now "Orgytystical Bongfest"
 

Descent

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Oh my god...that poor woman...I'm all shaken up now...

I nearly shed tears...
 
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