Lovely and deadly
Dude! I was like... crusin the woosin WTF forums, while surfboarding on the Atlantic sea of course. Massaging my sexy sun tan bod bulging muscle and thighs, I suddenly I found the 2006 era threads, and decided to tippity type about my jellyfish buddy bros! Some guy named BRiT was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FORUM". I was like, chill, mate! I'm just here to relax! But ib4 waltzed into the building, and asked me for a handy reach around. I told him I didn't like having sex for free, but if you want to grab my dick, it's like $50 Australian equivalent. He said ok, and now I'm here.