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Horny at work

ThisIsBananas

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I had a dream last night that I accidentally looked at porn at work, and my manager saw it. We had a friendly conversation about my porn habits.
 

Babayega

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Porn Habits. I actually did watch porn in my office computers when i started off, but now they added restrictions for sites that can be visited.
 
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Ryan McAury

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Forget about it. Sex and work don't get together. I think the OP is just dreaming some stupid dream. In fact, don't ever have the idea to try to have sex with a collegue. I am a man, and was wise enough to never do that. Because if you would advance to a woman, you'll get butchered.
In the few cases I know of, where there was a short relation between young collegues of mine, the girl split up after a while, and she started a gossip about the penis of her ex boy friend. She called him Tinky Winky from then on.
And yes, porn is bullshit. The problem is that youngsters watching internet porn really get the wrong impression.
Most porn is American bullshit anyway, and I think it's put on internet to be able to blackmail people.
 
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Scooter

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I try to stay asexual for my own good, especially at work. However, that juicy little redhead in the deli creates a slight stir in my pants when I see her strutting around. She doesn't do it on purpose, it's just the sexy way she walks.

Should I be ashamed to admit this? Probably. But it's not like I'm going to do anything about it. Why? She's of legal age but she's almost 30 years younger than me, so there's no consideration. I'm not a dirty old man but I have my moments.
 

TheRover

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I don't do that, much better to have a three way with Fergie and Katy Perry than the girl at work. that always felt too creepy... and too much like admitting you couldn't get that in real life
 
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Scooter

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There's a woman at work I was obsessed with for a while. Her hairstyle and attitude suggested that she was a man-hating lesbian and she's a somewhat batshit crazy cat lady. She's petite and slender but had a big round ass. I soo wanted to touch that ass! More so, I wanted her to wrap her thighs around my head and rape my face.
 
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