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hour and a half on roadside+ me and co. + 3 cops searching car = my night

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Don’t drive with weed in your car.

EVER

I just spent and hour and a half on the side of the road while my car was searched

3 cop cars, search dog, I had old plates on the new car .. so I got pulled over.

I looked "suspicious" so they called k9
k9 detected "narcotics"
was taken out of car, searched, nuts grabbed multiple times
3 cops descended on my car and tore everything apart looking for drugs
… found shake between my seat cushions
I explained that I had bought the car 2 weeks ago and it wasn’t mine

They said they “knew we had already smoked our stash earlier but there was no way they could arrest us now"

they took us all out and searched us .. asked us shit about who had the weed … but we were all clean.

and on top of all that, I’m pretty sure that fucking drug dog scratched my car.

Apparently, the dogs reaction was "probable cause" to search the car without a warrant/my permission

and I “was lucky to get let off with narcotics in my vehicle"
from the dog-that-should-have-never-been-there-in-the-first-place's reaction.....
such bullshit

routine traffic stop doesn’t require 2 squad cars and a sheriff

Ended up, they let me off with a warning and said I should immediately go home and vacuum my car.

:mfinger: :gun: :bomb: :thumbsdn: :confuse: :sword:
 

JLXC

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Damn the system for making pot illegal. Talk about stupid.

Cig's and Booze all you want, but a toke gets you the pokie.

Reduculous.

I feel for ya man, what a fucked up night!
 

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A little tip. You can tell them that they can't search your vehicle without a warrent and also if they do decide to bring a drug dog out, the only thing you have to do is let it walk around the outside with the the doors closed. Cops get pissy when you know your rights. I got pulled over with a couple of grams of tweak I had already done a couple of grams at the dude's house about 30 minutes before so I was wired. and had been up for a few days before that Two deputy sheriffs and another highway patrol car showed up while I was there. I took a chance and let them search the truck since I had hidden the shit in my cig pack good enough so it couldn't be seen when I first got pulled over and the first cop had already looked in it and didn't see it and there was no dog around yet. I didn't want to take the chance that they would call if I didn't let them search it. The shit was fresh and had a strong smell to it. They didn't find the shit, but I did get a ticket for having a tail light out and wasted an hour and a half getting searched by the damn cops.
 

Blaze

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Datz fucked up dude. And how true it is...about the cops gettin' pissy when you know your rights. Exactly what was so suspicious? I mean, if your car was smokin', and it don't me your exhaust pipe, yeah - your suspicious. Or....

Blaze's Top 10 reasons why the cops think you're "suspicious"

10. if you just detailed your car with "brownie" fuzz.
9. if your bumper sticker says, "hey, I just did a doobie and I'm guilty as shit".
8. when the cops pull you over and they notice a 'green leafy substance' in between your two front teeth.
7. if your trunk lock broke and the 300 pounds of bud you stashed in there has been leaving a trail as you drive. (then again, with all that bud I woulda smoked all that shit!)
6. if your car's new paint job has canabis leaf decals on it.
5. if everytime you try to deny it a bunch of seeds come out of your mouf.
4. if they give you an one the spot pee test and the piss puddle instantly makes weed magically grow out of the ground.
3. if everytime you fart a green cloud comes out and anyone catchin' a wiff'll instantly relax.
2. when the dog sniffs the car he'll immediately gun for the nearest corner store and devour all the munchables.
1. if you're name is Bud Mharijane Can'Abis!! :mischief:
 

freak666

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Blaze said:
Datz fucked up dude. And how true it is...about the cops gettin' pissy when you know your rights. Exactly what was so suspicious? I mean, if your car was smokin', and it don't me your exhaust pipe, yeah - your suspicious. Or....

Blaze's Top 10 reasons why the cops think you're "suspicious"

10. if you just detailed your car with "brownie" fuzz.
9. if your bumper sticker says, "hey, I just did a doobie and I'm guilty as shit".
8. when the cops pull you over and they notice a 'green leafy substance' in between your two front teeth.
7. if your trunk lock broke and the 300 pounds of bud you stashed in there has been leaving a trail as you drive. (then again, with all that bud I woulda smoked all that shit!)
6. if your car's new paint job has canabis leaf decals on it.
5. if everytime you try to deny it a bunch of seeds come out of your mouf.
4. if they give you an one the spot pee test and the piss puddle instantly makes weed magically grow out of the ground.
3. if everytime you fart a green cloud comes out and anyone catchin' a wiff'll instantly relax.
2. when the dog sniffs the car he'll immediately gun for the nearest corner store and devour all the munchables.
1. if you're name is Bud Mharijane Can'Abis!! :mischief:
that is some funny shit blaze but i dont know about the name. Who would name their kid that but what eva. Repped
 

icka

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JLXC said:
Damn the system for making pot illegal. Talk about stupid.

Cig's and Booze all you want, but a toke gets you the pokie.

Reduculous.

I feel for ya man, what a fucked up night!
whats with people spelling ridiculous wrong. i dont get it... everyone does it. i am the worst speller known to man but two things i can spell are ridiculous and bookkeeper. so hah!
 

Blaze

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....so if pot was legal, what would be in it other than the obvious? The Gub-ment would probably make it Decaf Maryjane or some shit. So yeah, dam da man! I say get spliffed for your country man! There is legal weed but who wants to smoke dat? They probably put healthy shit in there like vitamin C or carbohydrates whatever. EFF that! If I wanted to get 'juiced' I'd be puffin' on an orange or grapefruit or some shit, y'know?! LOL! :hmph: :heybaby:
 

MaxPower

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icka said:
whats with people spelling ridiculous wrong. i dont get it... everyone does it. i am the worst speller known to man but two things i can spell are ridiculous and bookkeeper. so hah!
I don't know. It's Reduculis.
 
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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Damn the cops for doing their job. Damn the dog for doing it's job. :rolleyes:
It would be one thing if I had had weed in the car, or if I had smoked anytime in the last week, but I hadn't. The only suspicious thing about us is the fact that we all are long-haired white kids. There was no smoke, no smell, and I've never smoked in that car, so the shake in the seat really wasn't mine.

bnccoder said:
A little tip. You can tell them that they can't search your vehicle without a warrent and also if they do decide to bring a drug dog out, the only thing you have to do is let it walk around the outside with the the doors closed. Cops get pissy when you know your rights.
I did tell them they couldn't search my car, and they said "the k9 reacted to a scent of narcotics" and that somehow that was reason enough to search my car. I had no reason to resist any more than that, cause I knew I didn't have any in there.

ggw- I didn't change my "draws" but definitely my view of cops and their overuse of power.
 

Blaze

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tell that k9 to go lick your nads for all U care! dooshbag cops! long haired white kids, eh? that's the dumbest reason to pull a car over. the only thing that dog was reacting to iz deez NUTZ!!! ;) really, that dog could've been snorting anything in the air, fart, weed from the cop driving the car, pizza, an old lady's underwear, who knows!
 
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you're telling me .. but whatever ... no ticket, no record of it, no problems now ..

...aside from an hour and a half of my life down the drain...
 

Descent

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teh anarchist said:
Don’t drive with weed in your car.

EVER

I just spent and hour and a half on the side of the road while my car was searched

3 cop cars, search dog, I had old plates on the new car .. so I got pulled over.

I looked "suspicious" so they called k9
k9 detected "narcotics"
was taken out of car, searched, nuts grabbed multiple times
3 cops descended on my car and tore everything apart looking for drugs
… found shake between my seat cushions
I explained that I had bought the car 2 weeks ago and it wasn’t mine

They said they “knew we had already smoked our stash earlier but there was no way they could arrest us now"

they took us all out and searched us .. asked us shit about who had the weed … but we were all clean.

and on top of all that, I’m pretty sure that fucking drug dog scratched my car.

Apparently, the dogs reaction was "probable cause" to search the car without a warrant/my permission

and I “was lucky to get let off with narcotics in my vehicle"
from the dog-that-should-have-never-been-there-in-the-first-place's reaction.....
such bullshit

routine traffic stop doesn’t require 2 squad cars and a sheriff

Ended up, they let me off with a warning and said I should immediately go home and vacuum my car.

:mfinger: :gun: :bomb: :thumbsdn: :confuse: :sword:
Carfax. 'Nuff said.

They should add "Used for Mexican Drug Trafficking" on their commercials, where A woman backs out of the garage and her car gets torn up and old pot comes pouring out of the side.
 

Descent

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
Damn the cops for doing their job. Damn the dog for doing it's job. :rolleyes:
Hey, I lived in Indiana and all the cops pulled that shit. In New York they don't.

There's a difference between doing your job and doing it WRONG at the expense of other people for your own entertainment.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Just because Indiana hated you, doesn't mean you have to hate it. Stop the circle of hate. Because, you only end up losing.
 

toti

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icka said:
whats with people spelling ridiculous wrong. i dont get it... everyone does it. i am the worst speller known to man but two things i can spell are ridiculous and bookkeeper. so hah!
not quite im here :)
 

Broken

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teh anarchist said:
was taken out of car, searched, nuts grabbed multiple times


:mfinger: :gun: :bomb: :thumbsdn: :confuse: :sword:
Well at least they were nice about it. I usually only get fondled once! Psst~ What a rip. I see your adventure was more of a social call.


icka said:
whats with people spelling ridiculous wrong. i dont get it... everyone does it. i am the worst speller known to man but two things i can spell are ridiculous and bookkeeper. so hah!
Well I am sure we all feel better now that is out in the open. I know I do, and while we are going totally off topic and jacking threads. What's up with Gary Coleman?

Psst!