How about a 24 year old hamburger...

BlastemSkyHigh

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McDonald’s Has Responded to the woman who has kept a McDonald’s hamburger and fries in a box in her closet for more than 20 years.
"That 24-Year-Old Hamburger didn’t decompose because In the right environment, our burgers, like most other foods, could decompose."

"Without sufficient moisture–either in the food itself or the environment–bacteria and mold may not grow and therefore, decomposition is unlikely. So if food is or becomes dry enough, it is unlikely to grow mold or bacteria or decompose,"

So there you have it.. McDonald's said without moisture in the environment, most anything will keep form, but still taste like bad mojo.
 
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vistascan

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Why the heck are we trusting McDonalds for anything? Lord knows what they put in those "burgers" of theirs.