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Other How about that Mike Tyson....

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BakEd13

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What in the FLYING FUCK is Tyson doing getting knocked out in the 4th round... (to a brit i might add) HES MIKE TYSON FOR GODS SAKE!! I guess that is what happens when you retire and come back that many times... Look at Michael Jordan.. ruined his name by coming back and SUCKING FAT MONKEY BALLS... n00b.
 
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Broken

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Tyson has been washed up for years.
 
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Broken... Dont ruin my thread with your nonsense.. Just shh. Shh... :p
 
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Broken... Dont ruin my thread with your nonsense.. Just shh. Shh... :p
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LOL: sorry man..

Tyson isn't a boxer he was just a bully with a freakishly wicked punch. Once Buster knocked him on his ass, it was just a matter of time. I used to say that the first BOXER that gets into the ring with tyson that wasn't afraid of him would beat him. Hollyfield was that man. A Boxer that wasn't afraid of shit. Frustrated the poor monkey and the rest is history.
 
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He wasn't afraid but looked what happened to him... "Hey Evander, where is that chunk of ear at?"
 
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He wasn't afraid but looked what happened to him... "Hey Evander, where is that chunk of ear at?"
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I think Tyson will end up teaching english in China.. oh wait tyson doesn't ssspeak englisssh,
 
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Broken said:
I think Tyson will end up teaching english in China.. oh wait tyson doesn't ssspeak englisssh,
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I think he'll end up giving another girl VD and beating her, land his ass in jail, again, then end up getting killed by the mob due to 'insufficient funds'...
 
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BakEd13 said:
I think he'll end up giving another girl VD and beating her, land his ass in jail, again, then end up getting killed by the mob due to 'insufficient funds'...
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ROFL!!! That does sound just about right:

If I were God:
I would have him go out while trying to pick up a chick in a bar that says no, and since Tyson doesn't understand that word; she beats the fucker to death in the back alleys of London, and it's all caught on home video.
 
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BakEd13

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Kinda like Rodney King..... They both deserve/d it..

Kinda off subject but is this Broken and Baked hour in this thread? Or is nobody else interested in making fun of Tyson?
 
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Kinda like Rodney King..... They both deserve/d it..

Kinda off subject but is this Broken and Baked hour in this thread? Or is nobody else interested in making fun of Tyson?
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No one else is here brother. We are just now getting posters to post in this Forum. So you are actaully helping out bigtime.
 
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BakEd13

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No one else is here brother. We are just now getting posters to post in this Forum. So you are actaully helping out bigtime.
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*cough* make me a mod *cough* lol..... Broken click New Posts and see how many times my name is the last poster... I own this board. :p
 
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*cough* make me a mod *cough* lol..... Broken click New Posts and see how many times my name is the last poster... I own this board. :p
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I can't make you a MOD. You have been around forever I can't remeber which came first the BAked or the Broken?

It's not the amount of posts that count either. Moding is just being a poster than helps clean up the mess and tries to improve the site. Talk to the Big guys about moding. I am just a Janitor here.
 
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I dont know which came first... Same month and I'm too lazy to look.. It would be cool being a MOD, but I doubt I have the time.. And keeping shit clean isn't my favorite thing to do... SHIT COCK PISS FUCK SUCK TIT CLIT!!#@@$$@!#$%$#@!%&#@$*%@!&#REJKFDSA ASJD FH$#@ ()!
 
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I dont know which came first... Same month and I'm too lazy to look.. It would be cool being a MOD, but I doubt I have the time.. And keeping shit clean isn't my favorite thing to do... SHIT COCK PISS FUCK SUCK TIT CLIT!!#@@$$@!#$%$#@!%&#@$*%@!&#REJKFDSA ASJD FH$#@ ()!
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Just pickup your trash on the way out. :) A thank you come again.

Any Ideas you have you can surely share even if you don't have the time to Mod.
 
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Heres my idea: Make me a MOD... Lol Broken... Where is that damn evil smiley when you need it... :D :p :D
 
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Yeh, it was said correctly: He's just a bully, not a boxer.

He couldn't take the punches... hooray for failed comebacks...

Although, for failing, $8 mill in your pocket isn't so bad.
 
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That ship has sailed. He's toast. Things are going to start gettin' real ugly for him from now on (if they can get uglier)...
 
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BakEd13

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Although, for failing, $8 mill in your pocket isn't so bad.
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He only got to keep 2... But last I heard 2 million isn't a bad take home for one night.
 
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voiceofreason

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He only got to keep 2... But last I heard 2 million isn't a bad take home for one night.
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He owes more than that. He's still homeless, and an idiot...
 
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