How Did You Find Out About WTF.com? [2015+]

[BRiT]

Out with the old meat, in with the new meat...

Yes, there is no choice to make babies with Geht. I couldn't let that continue.

Previous thread here: http://wtf.com/threads/how-did-you-find-out-about-wtf-com-2004-2014.965/
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Ok.

How did you find wtf.com? That's a no brainer in most cases. "Der! I just typed wtf, them, blamo! I nutted, and queer I am." If that closely resembles in any way how you finally graced us with your sextasticle presents, then please, use the "poll" option(s) above. Otherwise, give us your less than lame story of how the fuck you've made it here.........

Me. I was bored one bone chilling, spooky evening. I say spooky, because motherfuckers are after my taters. CONSTANTLY watching me.

Anyhoo.. I was bored. I typed "WATDAFUK", being my user name on a spades website- cards, you dipshits. In a description of a link I saw "People make me sick" and I clickeded it. I came across a thread where 53V3N and some gimp named Micheal Bolton were going at it like two school-yard girls making sweet love via brick-to-the-face, verbal ass whoopin's. It was fucking hilarious. Whoop-de-fuck and a half! Two and some odd years later, here I am.

(Originally posted by: gehtfuct / Additional edits by: Jason)

 

[cinderelabadass]

I think my story is the strangest. I was on my kindle fire, had a app that showed some really weird and spooky photos. Any hoo, the app showed a off shoot, this place. It was so chopped down for the kindle that I never saw avatars, or really anything but names and words. I found it intriguing, and had never been on a forum before. Now, I have been here quite a few years, no longer on kindle, and love it. I have a lot of friends here, and I LOVE to viciously flame the noobs as part of their hazing. Some here think I flame when I get pissed off, but nah. Any ways, you can be you here, you do not have to be all PR and shit, and I like that.

 

[jujubee]

I think my story is the strangest. I was on my kindle fire, had a app that showed some really weird and spooky photos. Any hoo, the app showed a off shoot, this place. It was so chopped down for the kindle that I never saw avatars, or really anything but names and words. I found it intriguing, and had never been on a forum before. Now, I have been here quite a few years, no longer on kindle, and love it. I have a lot of friends here, and I LOVE to viciously flame the noobs as part of their hazing. Some here think I flame when I get pissed off, but nah. Any ways, you can be you here, you do not have to be all PR and shit, and I like that.

Member since Feb. 2012. *giggle*

 

[cinderelabadass]

Oh GOD! It seems like it has been so much longer!

 

[Rook]

I typed in "wtf.com" into one of my high school (2007) web browsers. This piece of shit place came up.

Fast forward 8 years and I'm the leanest, meanest motherfucker here and forever will be, until this website gets taken down for missed payments.

 

[Lazy Genius]

Was checking out which domains that we're not yet scarfed up by fucking trolls on godaddy. Had to see if WTF.com was actually being used.

I was right....trolls.....fucking trolls....they're everywhere!

 

[jujubee]

My story is simple.

I am an arsehole and I search out other places where arseholes like myself thrive.

WTF seems more like a shelter for bashful and polite arseholes rather than a gym for aspiring mental muscle bound internet arseholes, again, like myself.

At any rate, I noticed that a fellow arsehole used ballsgohere.com as their impromptu image host, so traced it back, and noticed the WTF banner, which I duly clicked on.

In that one simple action, I clicked all of your arseholes with a mere finger.

I have fingered the lot of you.

Any particular reason you averted the cursory Welcome Wagon, then, Mr. Badass of the interwebs?

 

[Out2Lunch]

TL;DR.

 

[Out2Lunch]

RD;LT.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I was handed the URL on a tablet of stone by God. Thats right fucklings I am your blue furry muppet mesiah!

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

I was born into it, moulded by it.

It's all I've ever known.

 

[dimduk]

budvugger found me from long ago where I was I don't know now I'm here and it's a shame because I've grown weary of this game

 

[BudVugger]

budvugger found me from long ago where I was I don't know now I'm here and it's a shame because I've grown weary of this game

YAY!

 

[BRiT]

YAY!

Are they one of your 20 year olds?

 

[BudVugger]

Are they one of your 20 year olds?

Just an old friend from a forum long long ago.

 

[dimduk]

Just an old friend from a forum long long ago.

Time tears away the memories and hides them within our soul/they are there hidden with care until it is our time to go.

 

[zedlak]

[Meanwhile, In Chernobyl] "wtf.....wtf.com...." [end]

 

[TheRover]

I think I was reading something from the web and it was taken from wtf.com and i thought, "yeah I'll bless them with the enigma that is me"

…… been lowering the standards ever since that day

 

[BudVugger]

Still, Mission from God is the only correct choice.

 

[JustisR]

I found this site on: https://www.audentio.com/testimonials/
Because I love audentio's designs, and I see them everywhere.
They even made bukkit's site layout. The biggest minecraft server API.
The testimonial caught my attention, and I decided to give this site a gander.
I was hooked.
I love it here, and this is only my second post. xD