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How do you want to die?

Slacker

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I was wondering how would you want to end you life? I would want to die with a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other. I don't want to live my elder years sitting in a nursing home in pain All the time.

Edit: Sorry if there was another thread like this. I searched everything possible.
 

void

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didn't we do this two days ago?

i can remember saying some smartass thing like 'lack of blood to the brain'..
 

Slacker

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void said:
didn't we do this two days ago?

i can remember saying some smartass thing like 'lack of blood to the brain'..
I don't think so. I searched everything possible about this thread. If so sorry, the search bar isn't that perfect.
 

void

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Linksy said:
I don't think so. I searched everything possible about this thread. If so sorry, the search bar isn't that perfect.
s'ok, i don't mind/care.. just recognised the theme..
 

Lost86

i give up!11 /wrists
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I want to die with a guitar by my side andi have no clue. Too drunk to care :thumbsup:
 

Brain Spout

Wizard No More
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there was a thread exactly like this. but ill post the same thing i posted there:

killed by vin diesel
 

CopyLifted

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I want to die by a 9mm shot to the head from a cop right after I put a 9mm slug into my ex wifes head.

Linksy will work too.

Before I hurt anybodies feelers, I better ad this tag:

/sarcasm
 
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Don't really mind how I die, as long as I get burried in the ocean. :skull:
Or, better yet, I wanna live forever!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
 

void

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DementialWave said:
Don't really mind how I die, as long as I get burried in the ocean. :skull:
Or, better yet, I wanna live forever!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
rapture alert!!
 
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i would like to die in my sleep, not screaming and crying like the passengers that would be in the car :) or going out with a bang, suicide saying fuck you to the world.

and i would like to buried with my ass out of the ground so that everyone that pissed me off could kiss it :p
 
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Killed by cops after opening fire in a crowded shopping mall. :happysad:
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Two words: sledgehammer fight. :)
 

YUCK FOU!!!

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#13
sledgehammer eh? sounds interesting, but im sure $20 and a beartrap would make it fun.
 
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Peacefully in my bed when I'm asleep, definately not killed by some disease that left me in the hospital for months/years..
 

dustinzgirl

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I want to die choking on Copylifted's salami...after he gets shot in the head by a cop for killing his ex wife.
 

JusDoodln'

Too dumb for the shortbus
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dustinzgirl said:
I want to die choking on Copylifted's salami...after he gets shot in the head by a cop for killing his ex wife.
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. . . . . . .Ok.

From Cool Ways to Kill Yourself : Suicide by drowning myself in a huge vat of my own sperm seems a particularly impressive and poetic way to go.

It's a work in progress, of course.
 

DWTGSTFU

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Sweet Sweet Suicide

I want to die strunked outta my mind with a :gun: pistol in my hand and my fucked up mom watchin :D me blow my fuckin brains out :bomb:
 

meh_it_all

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#20
I dont actually want to die.. It kinda freaks me out, but I want some visual experience before hand, like some trip, and then I just drift off.