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How NOT to introduce yourself

Metzgermeister

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Don't say "FUCK YOU ALL COCKSUCKERS". This will just get you flamed.
Don't say "Hi, i'm a newb." This is the same as saying "Please assrape me like a 4-year-old virgin."
The best way to join in with the fun is to just appear gradually, posting a little at a time, then eventually blend in with the other braindead members.
So with this newfangled knowledge of yours, go.. um.... join forums.
 
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Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly. :)

By the way, welcome to the site. :thumbsup:
 

Rurrouni

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hehe I think I left a welcome thing but I forgot about it and never bothered with it, posting regularly and intelligently is the best way to get known on a forum. Or post a lot with little meaning....
 
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I edited my welcome thing because it was nooby. :)

And because there was a lot of necroposting going on at the time.
 

Metzgermeister

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Unforgiven said:
Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly. :)

By the way, welcome to the site. :thumbsup:
Well spamming usually gets you banned, or flamed, or roasted on a bun.
 

Rurrouni

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Well this forum is defiently a little different, you can pretty much spam on the bait and tackle and cock farm, just dont be incredibly annoying about it.
 

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Unforgiven said:
Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly. :)

By the way, welcome to the site. :thumbsup:
heh thats what i did :thumbsup:
 

Boycott

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welcome to WTF :) Good to see SOMEONE has sense in what they're doing when they're joining.
 
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Metzgermeister said:
Well spamming usually gets you banned, or flamed, or roasted on a bun.
SPAM!!

I don't usually spam. There's the odd time when I'm bored, though.
 

Metzgermeister

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Unforgiven said:
SPAM!!

I don't usually spam. There's the odd time when I'm bored, though.

I used to spam alot, but I'm a big boy now, no YOUR MOMMA jokes.
 

Metzgermeister

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Unforgiven said:
That put you up a notch in my books. Now you're at notch 1 :)
Your mother's at notch 1.

Just kidding. Like I said, no more your mother jokes, unless they faintly resemble funny.
 
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Metzgermeister said:
Your mother's at notch 1.

Just kidding. Like I said, no more your mother jokes, unless they faintly resemble funny.
A funny mom joke?

That's an oxymoron.
 
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Yay! A non Andrea/Angel! Many greetings! You sound like a smart guy, you'll last a long time here.