How NOT to introduce yourself

[Metzgermeister]

Don't say "FUCK YOU ALL COCKSUCKERS". This will just get you flamed.
Don't say "Hi, i'm a newb." This is the same as saying "Please assrape me like a 4-year-old virgin."
The best way to join in with the fun is to just appear gradually, posting a little at a time, then eventually blend in with the other braindead members.
So with this newfangled knowledge of yours, go.. um.... join forums.

 

[Unforgiven]

Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly.

By the way, welcome to the site.

 

[Rurrouni]

hehe I think I left a welcome thing but I forgot about it and never bothered with it, posting regularly and intelligently is the best way to get known on a forum. Or post a lot with little meaning....

 

[Unforgiven]

I edited my welcome thing because it was nooby.

And because there was a lot of necroposting going on at the time.

 

[Metzgermeister]

Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly.

By the way, welcome to the site.

Well spamming usually gets you banned, or flamed, or roasted on a bun.

 

[Rurrouni]

Well this forum is defiently a little different, you can pretty much spam on the bait and tackle and cock farm, just dont be incredibly annoying about it.

 

[DIZNUTS]

Or you can be like me and just jump in, making 20 posts per day.

I learned the ropes pretty quickly.

By the way, welcome to the site.

heh thats what i did

 

[Boycott]

welcome to WTF Good to see SOMEONE has sense in what they're doing when they're joining.

 

[Unforgiven]

Well spamming usually gets you banned, or flamed, or roasted on a bun.

SPAM!!

I don't usually spam. There's the odd time when I'm bored, though.

 

[Metzgermeister]

SPAM!!

I don't usually spam. There's the odd time when I'm bored, though.

I used to spam alot, but I'm a big boy now, no YOUR MOMMA jokes.

 

[Unforgiven]

no YOUR MOMMA jokes.

That put you up a notch in my books. Now you're at notch 1

 

[Havok]

Spamming.

 

[Metzgermeister]

That put you up a notch in my books. Now you're at notch 1

Your mother's at notch 1.

Just kidding. Like I said, no more your mother jokes, unless they faintly resemble funny.

 

[Unforgiven]

Your mother's at notch 1.

Just kidding. Like I said, no more your mother jokes, unless they faintly resemble funny.

A funny mom joke?

That's an oxymoron.

 

[screwy]

I like this guy.

 

[Metzgermeister]

A funny mom joke?

That's an oxymoron.

The Fuck What?!

 

[Easty]

welcome fucker

 

[FireAngel]

Yay! A non Andrea/Angel! Many greetings! You sound like a smart guy, you'll last a long time here.

 

[Taylor_Blade]

Welcome fuckbag! Enjoy!

 

[Metzgermeister]

Welcome fuckbag! Enjoy!

Right back at ya, sacsniffer!