How NOT to siphon gasoline...

[ferengi]

My friend's mom waited too long to fill up her gas tank. Her car ran out of gas about 100 feet from their driveway earlier. None of us have a gas can handy so she asks if she can siphon some of the gas out of my tank - just enough to get her to the gas station. I tell her fine..... BIG MISTAKE

She went and got their old garden hose, put one end in my COMPLETELY FULL gas tank and started to suck like crazy.... apparently she's never siphoned gas before and never stopped to check the progress of the gas up the hose...

This resulted in her getting a mouth full of gas, dropping the hose and coughing like crazy, and me laughing uncontrollably.... well, apparently she had built up enough suction, and by the time we had both recovered there were a good 4-5 gallons of gas streaming down my driveway... yay

 

[The_DEAL]

My friend's mom waited too long to fill up her gas tank. Her car ran out of gas about 100 feet from their driveway earlier. None of us have a gas can handy so she asks if she can siphon some of the gas out of my tank - just enough to get her to the gas station. I tell her fine..... BIG MISTAKE

She went and got their old garden hose, put one end in my COMPLETELY FULL gas tank and started to suck like crazy.... apparently she's never siphoned gas before and never stopped to check the progress of the gas up the hose...

This resulted in her getting a mouth full of gas, dropping the hose and coughing like crazy, and me laughing uncontrollably.... well, apparently she had built up enough suction, and by the time we had both recovered there were a good 4-5 gallons of gas streaming down my driveway... yay

never use garden hose and never siphon from tank to tank use a clear hose and a 5 gallon gas can, it work the best then i see tne gas befor u get a mouthful

 

[TwisT]

My friend's mom waited too long to fill up her gas tank. Her car ran out of gas about 100 feet from their driveway earlier. None of us have a gas can handy so she asks if she can siphon some of the gas out of my tank - just enough to get her to the gas station. I tell her fine..... BIG MISTAKE

She went and got their old garden hose, put one end in my COMPLETELY FULL gas tank and started to suck like crazy.... apparently she's never siphoned gas before and never stopped to check the progress of the gas up the hose...

This resulted in her getting a mouth full of gas, dropping the hose and coughing like crazy, and me laughing uncontrollably.... well, apparently she had built up enough suction, and by the time we had both recovered there were a good 4-5 gallons of gas streaming down my driveway... yay

funny shit right there. kill'em with common sense.

 

[MaxPower]

My friend's mom waited too long to fill up her gas tank. Her car ran out of gas about 100 feet from their driveway earlier. None of us have a gas can handy so she asks if she can siphon some of the gas out of my tank - just enough to get her to the gas station. I tell her fine..... BIG MISTAKE

She went and got their old garden hose, put one end in my COMPLETELY FULL gas tank and started to suck like crazy.... apparently she's never siphoned gas before and never stopped to check the progress of the gas up the hose...

This resulted in her getting a mouth full of gas, dropping the hose and coughing like crazy, and me laughing uncontrollably.... well, apparently she had built up enough suction, and by the time we had both recovered there were a good 4-5 gallons of gas streaming down my driveway... yay

Does she swing? and can I geht her Phone number?

 

[TwisT]

Does she swing? and can I geht her Phone number?

No. But she can suck a mean'ole dick!

 

[_pissed_biotch_]

hahahahahahaaaa :ugly:

 

[shep]

No. But she can suck a mean'ole dick!

ya gotta love those chicks,they make the world go round.

 

[mariusthegreat]

i want in on her number too...feel free to PM us...if you dont want her number out in the open...ya know?

 

[bastardo]

Fuking sick fucks!!!

You people make me sick!!! Fucking someone's Mom!! Guys in my highscool used to joke about that, so I fucked my girlfriend's mom just for fun, while my girfriend's sister watched. It was great. I fucked her next. 16 years old, and my first three women were all related!!! Beat that bitch!!!

 

[Icarus]

Congratulations...

Anyways, that's funny shit. Kind of like the time my dad did that with the fish tank...

"MMMPH!" *spit*

"Oh my god... Fish shit!"

 

[swizeguy]

You people make me sick!!! Fucking someone's Mom!! Guys in my highscool used to joke about that, so I fucked my girlfriend's mom just for fun, while my girfriend's sister watched. It was great. I fucked her next. 16 years old, and my first three women were all related!!! Beat that bitch!!!

Wait you are calling us sick and yet you are proud of something like that... wow... stupid n00b

 

[dustinzgirl]

never use garden hose and never siphon from tank to tank use a clear hose and a 5 gallon gas can, it work the best then i see tne gas befor u get a mouthful

or a container...if you are just borrowing gas without permission, a small empty pop bottle, rinsed out duh, works good. uh, not that i haver ever done that.

 

[dustinzgirl]

You people make me sick!!! Fucking someone's Mom!! Guys in my highscool used to joke about that, so I fucked my girlfriend's mom just for fun, while my girfriend's sister watched. It was great. I fucked her next. 16 years old, and my first three women were all related!!! Beat that bitch!!!

you are funny as poop. lmao

 

[Unforgiven]

you are funny as poop. lmao

and that shit ain't funny.

 

[FUBAR]

alright heres the thing....i ended up getting high on gas the other week with similar story to this...except we had clear tube and a couple gallon gas can...except we still spilt gas..and it was dead gas...and we were high

 

[TwisT]

alright heres the thing....i ended up getting high on gas the other week with similar story to this...except we had clear tube and a couple gallon gas can...except we still spilt gas..and it was dead gas...and we were high

O.K. Here's the thing That's fucking bad! nonononononon don't do it!

 

[skylinec]

My friend's mom waited too long to fill up her gas tank. Her car ran out of gas about 100 feet from their driveway earlier. None of us have a gas can handy so she asks if she can siphon some of the gas out of my tank - just enough to get her to the gas station. I tell her fine..... BIG MISTAKE

She went and got their old garden hose, put one end in my COMPLETELY FULL gas tank and started to suck like crazy.... apparently she's never siphoned gas before and never stopped to check the progress of the gas up the hose...

This resulted in her getting a mouth full of gas, dropping the hose and coughing like crazy, and me laughing uncontrollably.... well, apparently she had built up enough suction, and by the time we had both recovered there were a good 4-5 gallons of gas streaming down my driveway... yay

take a lighter and put it on the spilt gas....and take a picture

 

[ChilianFuckFace]

just enough to get her to the gas station

How about driving in your car to the gas station, buying a small gas tank and bringing some GAS for her car....

Sounds like the most logical thing to do... if you had caught that on tape... then it could hav been worth it.

 

[FUCKORBEFUCKED]

Gas must be getting too expensive, if you are having this problem.

 

[Cubanfuckface]

This one time my friend and i need some gas. Well we didnt have anything to put it in, you have to put it in an approved container, but whatever we pretended to gas the car and was putting it in empty gallon of water. Well i told him not too, so he wanted to cause we were right around the corner and well he put it in the car and when we got home the whole fucking gallon melted, and spilled all the gas in the car. hahahahaha It was funny as hell. Good thing it wasnt my car, but his peeps were pissed.