any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!
how should i get rid of him?!?
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aipomrules said:
Chop his head off with a hatchet, put him in a barrelll and roll him into a river.
It's a long distance relationship right? Avoidence should do the trick ... he should get the hint after about a year.
Easy as pie
This is easy. Tell him your a guy, there is no way he will call you again. unless of course, hes gay. or you two fucked...in that case go with the STD idea, or tell him your in love with a cousin or a brother or something. OR YOUR DAD! After you say that, you'll never hear from him again.
This is easy. Tell him your a guy, there is no way he will call you again. unless of course, hes gay. or you two fucked...in that case go with the STD idea, or tell him your in love with a cousin or a brother or something. OR YOUR DAD! After you say that, you'll never hear from him again.
here are some good lies
- you're joining a convent
- you're joining the army
- you're joining the lesbian movement
- you're moving to the african congo to feed starving apes
- you're moving to the Australian Outback to try eating emu
In leiu of these, you could just tell him the truth
- you're joining a convent
- you're joining the army
- you're joining the lesbian movement
- you're moving to the african congo to feed starving apes
- you're moving to the Australian Outback to try eating emu
In leiu of these, you could just tell him the truth
First of all, u should never HAVE TO GET RID of someone. But if u wanna break up, I'm gadda go with the masses here and say tell him the truth. He'll understand once u explian ur reasons for wanting to break up. Long distance is hard. My current ld bf and I are actually taking a break for awhile. I know how hard it can be.aipomrules said:
Stomp on his nut sack! :sword:
Just tell him straight out. Which is the same as stomping on his sack.
Just tell him straight out. Which is the same as stomping on his sack.
tell him that u've realized that ur a lesbian and that u and ur fmale love child are going to commit ritual scuicide in cuba
Im still going with the hatchet idea. Or you could just quit being a wimp and tell him to fuck off.
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