how should i get rid of him?!?

aipomrules

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any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!
 

betrayed

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Me no want to date, me dump you.

Heh..

Tell him you can't go on living away from him and that you need contact in a relationship..

If that doesn't work tell him that you have STD's or something..
 

Clutchtwice

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aipomrules said:
any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!

Change your phone number. Or just tell him to fuck off...




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aipomrules said:
any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!
Simple! Tell him to fuck off it's over! and don't call him back!!!!! It's long distance right??? Who gives a fuck!
 

dustinzgirl

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aipomrules said:
any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!


Chop his head off with a hatchet, put him in a barrelll and roll him into a river.
 

breakology

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It's a long distance relationship right? Avoidence should do the trick ... he should get the hint after about a year.
 

jake

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Easy as pie

This is easy. Tell him your a guy, there is no way he will call you again. unless of course, hes gay. or you two fucked...in that case go with the STD idea, or tell him your in love with a cousin or a brother or something. OR YOUR DAD! After you say that, you'll never hear from him again.
 

chucktheskiffie

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here are some good lies

- you're joining a convent
- you're joining the army
- you're joining the lesbian movement
- you're moving to the african congo to feed starving apes
- you're moving to the Australian Outback to try eating emu

In leiu of these, you could just tell him the truth
 

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aipomrules said:
any ideas on how to dump an annoying, longdistance boyfriend, aside from moving to a victim protection place? he's really getting irritating!!!!!
First of all, u should never HAVE TO GET RID of someone. But if u wanna break up, I'm gadda go with the masses here and say tell him the truth. He'll understand once u explian ur reasons for wanting to break up. Long distance is hard. My current ld bf and I are actually taking a break for awhile. I know how hard it can be.
 

whitepow3r

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tell him that u've realized that ur a lesbian and that u and ur fmale love child are going to commit ritual scuicide in cuba
 

dustinzgirl

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Im still going with the hatchet idea. Or you could just quit being a wimp and tell him to fuck off.