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How the fuck does Gingivitis pop up overnight?

Descent

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I just looked in the mirror when I took my new profile pic, and now I have fleshy triangles between my teeth.

What the fuck?! They weren't there last night. Now I gotta go to the dentist and shit, and get it checked out.

Hopefully it's an allergic reaction to the cupcakes I ate last night.
 

Grettir

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Were the cupcakes good?!!!?

-No, seriously get that checked out, doesnt sound to good. :0
 

Descent

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They were good. They were generic St. Patty's day bite size ones.

Chocolate with white frosting...Mmmm.
 

Darklight

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wow... sure you just didnt brush or something... at least your teeth arent black and green and smell like a dead mans feet... hate those kinda people...
 

Grettir

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lol, that reminded me of a "full-body floss" video i saw once...what a retard....

He threaded 40 feet of floss through his digestion system over a few hours, in the end he had one end out of his mouth and the other out his ass...he was talking about it feeling ackward when he pulled the string... :ut-oh:
 

Descent

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You guys won't believe this.

It was 1:00 AM. I was thristy. I went down to the kitchen, and I downed 2.

JACKPOT! Two minutes later, my mouth swelled and hurt.
 
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Damn dude I wouldnt have thought twice about it till you said they were the generic bite size chocolate frosting St. Paddys Day ones .....theres been a recent gingivitis out break due to them Drop what your doing and go to the dentist NOW !!!
 

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Darklight said:
wow... sure you just didnt brush or something... at least your teeth arent black and green and smell like a dead mans feet... hate those kinda people...
U think that's bad. I actually knew a girl we called cheetos cuz her teeth had so much plaque they were orange and fuzzy. Talk about nas-tay. :sick:
 
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Descent

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My teeth are a little yellow, but that's to be expected. I'm 25% Italian. I've never gotten them perfect, it's out of my control.