After having my e-ass handed to me various times by the likes of semi-literate Swedes and a couple self-proclaimed die-hard WTF'ers how have earned their spurs, I have compiled a small checklist in a How-To guide for all of those fledgling flamers (anybody else see the irony in that word?) that wish to learn how to truly PWN "SkitchyP0o0".
1. First and foremost, you must come up with catchy little names for Skitch. It helps if you use words that rhyme to make it really sting. Skitch the Bitch, Itchy Pants, SkitchyPoo0o0, Skitchoo. All of those work. Whatever you do. Never call him Skitch. I mean, he might not think you´re creative then and you just can´t PWN a person if you don´t have his e-respect.
2. Secondly, make sure to comment about how he's a bad person for giving you negative rep. Also prepare a response for later about how you really don´t care about rep for when somebody slams you for being juvenile later on and complaining too much about rep.
3. Then you need some good flames. Here is a short list of the easiest and most effective types of flames.
a) Make fun of his gender and/or sexuality. The ultimate would be to call him a gay, transgender female who is pregnant with another member´s baby.
b) Take a stab at his age. Call him "kid" or imply that he is a teenager (or even younger *gasp!*).
c) Insult his intelligence. Most effective words are "dum", "stupid" and "moron". But don´t be afraid to combine those words to come up with up to 15 amazing combinations!
d) Say that he is crying. Obviously he is. He is very sensitive and every time you mock him, he cries. When you point this out to the other WTF'ers, you only PWN him even further.
e) You can always fall back on the simple "you have no life" cut too. This is especially helpful if you precede it with a comment about his multiple posting "spam" because he replies to multiple comments all in one fell swoop since he spends the rest of his day doing stuff as opposed to sitting at the computer for 6 hours a day awaiting responses.
4. Bitch about his multi-posting. Multi-posting is the anti-christ. And Skitch is gay. Remember that and he will pay. (Remember what I said about rhyming? Pretty cool, huh?)
5. If for some reason he gives you positive rep, bitch about it and say that he was doing it just to spite you. Obviously he´s a douche for even having access to the rep feature.
By using this simple checklist, you are now ready to flame Skitchy-Poo-Pie-Brain and PWN him into the next millenium.
Skitch: Severely Owned. :confuse:
1. First and foremost, you must come up with catchy little names for Skitch. It helps if you use words that rhyme to make it really sting. Skitch the Bitch, Itchy Pants, SkitchyPoo0o0, Skitchoo. All of those work. Whatever you do. Never call him Skitch. I mean, he might not think you´re creative then and you just can´t PWN a person if you don´t have his e-respect.
2. Secondly, make sure to comment about how he's a bad person for giving you negative rep. Also prepare a response for later about how you really don´t care about rep for when somebody slams you for being juvenile later on and complaining too much about rep.
3. Then you need some good flames. Here is a short list of the easiest and most effective types of flames.
a) Make fun of his gender and/or sexuality. The ultimate would be to call him a gay, transgender female who is pregnant with another member´s baby.
b) Take a stab at his age. Call him "kid" or imply that he is a teenager (or even younger *gasp!*).
c) Insult his intelligence. Most effective words are "dum", "stupid" and "moron". But don´t be afraid to combine those words to come up with up to 15 amazing combinations!
d) Say that he is crying. Obviously he is. He is very sensitive and every time you mock him, he cries. When you point this out to the other WTF'ers, you only PWN him even further.
e) You can always fall back on the simple "you have no life" cut too. This is especially helpful if you precede it with a comment about his multiple posting "spam" because he replies to multiple comments all in one fell swoop since he spends the rest of his day doing stuff as opposed to sitting at the computer for 6 hours a day awaiting responses.
4. Bitch about his multi-posting. Multi-posting is the anti-christ. And Skitch is gay. Remember that and he will pay. (Remember what I said about rhyming? Pretty cool, huh?)
5. If for some reason he gives you positive rep, bitch about it and say that he was doing it just to spite you. Obviously he´s a douche for even having access to the rep feature.
By using this simple checklist, you are now ready to flame Skitchy-Poo-Pie-Brain and PWN him into the next millenium.
Skitch: Severely Owned. :confuse:
