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Headlines how to tell if you are a republican or democrat

tzedek

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If you think Colin Powell would make a good president if he was white, you are a republican.

If you think Colin Powell would make a good president if he was less conservative, then you are a democrat.

If when you meet someone you have no reason to trust them, then you are a republican.

If when you meet someone you have no reason not to trust them, then you are a democrat.

trying to think of some more...
 

Pachyderm

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If your 18 year mormon ditzy girl and your dad is rich and watches the lakers all the time because he hopped on the band wagon and also praises Bush... You're a republican. I hate ignorant children fallowing their parents without asking questions. Questions are your best friend.
 

Pachyderm

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If you base your vote off the conventions... you're a dumbass. <---some weirdo in the lobby
If you think a vote for Kerry would DRASTICALLY change your world... you've had your head up your ass for the last 4 years.<---across the hall neighbor
If you don't REALLY believe the job loss is because of Bush... you're rich and republican.<---room mate
If you get annoyed to the point of utter exhaustion and hyperventilation over seing a Bush sticker/sign... you're a democrat (and me).<--me. same goes for little rich white girls who's parents own 4 businesses who see Kerry stickers
If you live in Ohio and are able to take many vacations out west to ski and you own a farm in a nice neighborhood and occasionally like to go hunting... you're a republican.<---- guy who lives downstairs
If you and your husband make a whole lot of money teaching and writing structural art books and you can't bare to not match gold bracelets to gold necklace and earings and the rest of your ensemble.. You're republican <---teacher who insists on weaing a Bush/Cheney sign on her lapel
If you'd rather be comfortable in your economic possition than ban abortion or gay marriage.. you're a democrat. <--- me
Most of these.. pretty much all of them are things I've heard from other people voting for Bush.. and then things about democrats are from me.
I have many peeves about the voters in this election, I could go on and on and on.
 

DanGeo23

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TZ said:
If you think Colin Powell would make a good president if he was white, you are a republican.

If you think Colin Powell would make a good president if he was less conservative, then you are a democrat.
so what does that make me.. I think Colin Powell would make a good Prez... I don't care what race he happens to be..

~if you think with your heart and not your brain... you might be a Dem....
~if believe that ending the life of innocents is ok.. but ending the life of convicted murderers is wrong... you might be a Dem...
~if believe in saftey over civil rights... you might be a Rep...
~if you see two people argueing and they happen to be from different races... and you assume it is a racial issue... you may be a Dem..
~if you believe in Robin Hood economics... (take from the rich and give to the poor) you might be a Dem...
~if you blame your job loss on the Prez... you might... well uhhh.. be whatever party isn't in the White House...

You Might Be A Democrat If ...

You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.

You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam."

You've tried to argue that all of societies problems are based on the
fact that McDonald's, by law, only has to pay $5/hr.

If you utter the phrase "There ought to be a law" at least once a week.

If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

If you find yourself nodding vigorously and saying "someone finally said
it right" during an episode of Oprah.

You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a
conversation.

You know you never laughed as a kid, the world was in just too
bad a shape.

All of your 1970's "Beware of Global Freezing" signs now have
"Beware of Global Warming" on the back.

Your friends told you how much fun you had at the Grateful Dead show,
but your not sure what year you saw them.

You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating
that your bags are subject to inspection.

You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".

Referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic,
lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous
personnel".

You argued that a few more months of sanctions and Sadam Hussein would
fold like rookie poker player.

You know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies."

You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for
the women of this country!"

You blame things on "The Man."

You believe that Bart Simpson only needs a little more affection.

You've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's
inhumanity to man!"

You argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian
society.

You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.

You are giddy at the prospect of the return of bell bottoms.

You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized
militias.

You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.

You view Hootie and the Blowfish as the bedrock of culture refinement
for the 90's.

After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is
undertaxed."

You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."

You've ever referred to "the glass ceiling."

You know 2 or more people with "concrete proof" that the Pentagon is
covering up: Roswell the Kennedy assassination the CIA's role in
creating AIDS.

You came of age in the '60s and don't remember.

You've ever owned a VW bug or ridden in a Microbus.

You own something that says Dukakis for President, and still display
it.

You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this
important."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a
tax hike because..."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian
budget cuts."

You've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person
will turn it around and get off drugs.

You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.

You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic
category.

You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk
at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good
work.

You believe that an elected official attending religious services is a
violation of the separation of Church and state.

You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the
defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

You think that Al Gore macherena thing was a laugh riot.

You feel that Green Peace is misunderstood.

You keep your PC dictionary with you at all times so as not to offend.

You think communism will catch on once society has evolved.

You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on "Well, they're
gonna do it anyway so...."

You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have
any bearing on doing his job?"

You don't understand all the commotion about Whitewater, Vince Foster,
selling US foreign policy for campaign contributions, it's just
politics, right?
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MaxPower

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DanGeo23 said:
so what does that make me.. I think Colin Powell would make a good Prez... I don't care what race he happens to be..

~if you think with your heart and not your brain... you might be a Dem....
I knew it! Bush is a Democrat in republican's clothing!
 

tzedek

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dangeo23 said:
You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.
Ever wonder why a lot of factories have been moved to Mexico.. its called cheap labor. So count me in i do think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.