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Mummified, seriously, and lain in a mosoleum because being burried is a fear, and I fear burning, and so I think it is contradictive to spend life loving god and avoiding the fires of hell to have your body sent to them.
First of all, i want a pyramid built for me, and inside i want nothing but trash and shit, so that when people go to rob my grave they'll find empty soda cans and shit. Secondly, I want my body stuffed with all sorts of chemicals and stuff just as long as it doesn't burn the skin off. Then I want, someone to spend the time on mumifying me and scrabling my brains and stuff, into a pot witch will be used later. Then after they remove the brain, i want them to burn my body and take the ashes to a chilly cook off. At the chilly cook off i want, someone to spread my ashes across all the chilly pots they can find, so that when people eat the chilly they'll be eating me. Then I want my brains to be taken to some restuarant, preferably a nice one, and then pour them into a big pot of soup. That way everyone who eats soup will be eating my brain. And maybe they'll gain a little bit of int.? maybe? or they'll just die. thats what i want to have happen when i die.
How i want to die? I want to die from cumming in the middle of some really good sex, at the age of about 90 or 80. That way, ill have a good feeling with me all the time when im in heaven or hell. and i can finally say i beat it up, hard core.